yes, young drifter, i will allow you to stay the night at my bitcoin farm, but do NOT dm my three nubile e-girls - ThreadSky

mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social • 367 days ago

yes, young drifter, i will allow you to stay the night at my bitcoin farm, but do NOT dm my three nubile e-girls

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minillajovovich.bsky.social•108 days ago

Now I want my girls to remain non fungible, ya hear?

warmwestwind.bsky.social•99 days ago

what's a dm?

tarhoosier.bsky.social•72 days ago

Variation on this ancient joke: Man comes to farmer door seeking shelter. I have no extra bedroom but you can share a bed with my two young handsome sons. Sorry, he says. I am in the wrong joke.

dreadpiratezed.bsky.social•246 days ago

reader, he did

tedcruzinusa.bsky.social•363 days ago

What’s the extremely online version of putting a dude in a burlap sack and sewing him into the bed? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundling_(tradition)

shlc.bsky.social•108 days ago

he already did before you could tell him not to

anthrodiva.bsky.social•122 days ago

I recall recently being asked if I was an e-girl. A term I then had to look up.

mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social•122 days ago

AND you’re a cultural anthropologist who lives in West Virginia??? E-girl that is not, (but cooool job!)

anthrodiva.bsky.social•122 days ago

Yep, that's me!

mbhare.bsky.social•72 days ago

everything that you partake of within my crypto fortress must be repaid to me, traveler, before thou departest on the mourn of Christmas Day for the Silicon Chapel. (don't take my wife's brand name girdle)

zeroisanumber.bsky.social•99 days ago

*runs off with your most popular vTube avatar*

pogue.omg.lol•367 days ago

This is great 😄

mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social•367 days ago

💕🥰🙏🏾 (I don’t think they call them e-girls anymore though!)

pogue.omg.lol•367 days ago

They do! They might call them thots. Urban dictionary claims it's just a loose woman, but I've only heard it in the context of women on Twitch/IG/TikTok l etc that show off their bodies excessively (🤷) or something like that.

Probably a zoomer would be the best person to ask.