I have been faded off blunts on a dingy dorm couch swigging warm vodka from a plastic handle and arguing with a LIBERTARIAN about RON PAUL. I have been in the trenches. I have seen the mountaintop.
Why are you all arguing with a cherubic, intransigent dude in chinos named Will about politics. Did you not go to liberal arts school? Did you not get your fill of this behavior in the common room late at night?

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