rotating "khajit diogenes" around in my head right now - ThreadSky

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spacetwinks.bsky.social • 5 days ago

rotating "khajit diogenes" around in my head right now

i feel like this is just catboy Hunter S. Thompson

"khajit has two pointed ears and one rough tongue because the gods intend khajit to talk less and listen more"

"Khajit has spit for face, if you have coin in house..."

It does have a weirdly pleasing mouthfeel...

Is that not just Maiq?

Khajit has philosophical teachings if you have coin

My head is breaking. I’m trying to imagine Diogenes from Reign the Conquerer as a Khajit and it’s just absurdism all the way down.

Isn't that M'aiq the Liar?

"This one thinks you are blocking his light."

if you have coin diogenes has piss

I think perhaps this is just a normal housecat?

lives in a box on the public square

This happened to me with “Phyrexian Orthodox”

i think it'd be funnier/better if it was one of the 'a straight up regular housecat but it talks' khajits too

That would be the type most likely to bring a dead bird into a debate hall, so that tracks.

"Behold, a man," he says, dropping a dead cliff racer on your doorstep.

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