Dear people who write cooking instructions
I'm bored w placing things on baking trays in centres of pre-heated ovens. Any chance u can liven things up by asking me to anoint the product with the tears of a wood nymph before placing on a sacrificial south facing altar on the 3rd tuesday of the month?
I'm bored w placing things on baking trays in centres of pre-heated ovens. Any chance u can liven things up by asking me to anoint the product with the tears of a wood nymph before placing on a sacrificial south facing altar on the 3rd tuesday of the month?
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"Sorry dear, no dinner tonight, I forgot that the moon is in the 4th House, and the elf-wine has gone a bit sour."
Cook like a madman with Spam!
Your on Blue Sky. Missed you from the Twitter days.
I don't really bake
Them: "What did you do!?!!"
Me: "Tried out a new 'exciting' cookbook!"
On other days just use this oven..
Enticing maybe?
Well if it's in Centigrade
Otherwise if you follow Sol Invictus it's Gas mark 7.
Same God, different setting nomenclature.
Ane fule knows this Love.
Love, Nigel Molesworth, 4b St Custard's.
I live half my time in a camper van with one gas ring and I can warm up any supermarket ready meal as well as anyone.
Bowing thrice to the dish being put in the oven.
Thou shalt brew a fresh pot of tea and pour it down the sink
Go outside and shout at the birds to 'shut up i'm cooking'
Put the dish in the oven with a blessing ' cook ya bastard'
Job done.
Any toastie recipes in there? Asking for @glooface.bsky.social
I want an ice cream maker, but my waistline says it would be a Very Bad Idea!
You can anoint the product with the tears of a wood nymph before placing it on a sacrificial south facing altar on the 3rd tuesday of the month
Just do it on a preheated baking tray in the center of the oven
🙂