"You won’t be battling any goons to 'get the girl' — just your own inhibitions!" You'll be right here! With Girlfriend™. Source: Computer Gaming World, September 1994. - ThreadSky

decafjedi.com • 2 days ago

"You won’t be battling any goons to 'get the girl' — just your own inhibitions!"

You'll be right here! With Girlfriend™.

Source: Computer Gaming World, September 1994.

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artemiswhelan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Boiling down "woman as prize" to its bare essentials.

damiano.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hard to believe this is not an ad from 1984 or something

richardcobbett.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Ask about adult-rated versions!"

damiano.bsky.social•2 days ago

"we guarantee no endings where she ends up being disgusted!"

richardcobbett.bsky.social•2 days ago

The canonical ending of that game is, for me, the main character being killed as a result of the skydiving part of the prank.

damiano.bsky.social•2 days ago

The only good ending possible

imalittletpat.bsky.social•1 day ago

I saw this ad as a literal 12-year-old (hetero) boy and I still didn't think it would be much fun.

nessakirby.bsky.social•1 day ago

This isn’t like those fake virtual women, this is a “real” virtual woman!

davidjayindie.bsky.social•2 days ago

Can we come up with a new term for these things? Something like "incelware".

dwarvenjester.bsky.social•2 days ago

Makes you wonder why Girlfriend Teri is $10 more than Girlfriend Lisa. Also scary it costs thirty bucks to hear them speak. That's how you know it's classy!

biggray.bsky.social•2 days ago

Turn offs: limited mouse menus.

historyonfilm.bsky.social•2 days ago

I love the "frustrating riddles" line, makes me imagine that someone couldn't get past the piano in Myst and decided to make this instead.

decafjedi.com•2 days ago

My favorite part: "She’ll respond with feminine charm on your CRT or sound card (optional)."

danwhitehead.net•2 days ago

It's an extra $29.95 for the "Girlfriend Speaks" package - which is both hilarious and horrifying.

danwhitehead.net•2 days ago

I had to look this thing up. Blurred the image in case it sets off the filters, but holy shit that's some top class erotic dialogue right there.

davidxnewton.bsky.social•2 days ago

> TAKE OFF NIGHTGOWN
I don’t see an “off nightgown” here

asbrooks.com•1 day ago

I remember recently using my feminine wiles with lines like this. Then my fever broke and I stopped hallucinating

victorojuel.org•2 days ago

I am told darning silk is no mean feat, so kudos to whoever did that.

danwhitehead.net•2 days ago

I love that it's neither AI nor VR. It's just a very basic chatbot with FMV clips. Kinda feel sorry for the lonely nerds who ordered this expecting to be RIGHT THERE with a sexy lady.

andrewthaddeus.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nothing sexier than the dialogue, "I am standing now."

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