Maybe rent some chickens?
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/egg-prices-trump-agriculture-truth-backyard-chickens-rcna195859
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/egg-prices-trump-agriculture-truth-backyard-chickens-rcna195859
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They're much smarter.
They are so smart.
(Don't ever google chicken laying an egg.)
Low interest rates, option to buy 😆
https://www.avma.org/resources-tools/animal-health-and-welfare/animal-health/avian-influenza/avian-influenza-companion-animals
As an added bonus you vastly increase your risk of avian flu.
http://www.rentthechicken.com/p/buy.html?m=1
What came first the chicken or the egg
What laid that egg wasn't a chicken
Still a chicken
If it wasn't a chicken then that wasn't a
Chickens egg
It's always the chicken that came first
Get to see that first hand
also
SOPA=soup
and those eggs in cartons
don't say "chicken eggs"
Just EGGS