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I'm a Political Wonk and Occasional Cartoonist. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. The truth is way way out there. 🤪 [Parody Account...mostly.] #NAFO Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
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Since ARKANSAS Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders is who came to help push Gov. Lee’s voucher scam — let’s see how things are going with their program… 🤔 arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

🤣🤣🤣 Pharmaceutical companies are now naming medications after #SoundCloud rappers... #SkyRizi needs to contact her management. #HipHop #PharmaBranding [I'm not sure that's an actual SoundCloud rapper's name, but it absolutely sounds like one.]

When do you think the White House will announce that they've had a beautiful call with Xi and the China tariffs are going to be lowered or paused?

😐 We live in a fascist autocracy whack-a-mole bizarro world. It's all a completely batshit crazy tragic farce. Fuck you, MAGA! 🖕

BREAKING: An immigration court determined our client Mahmoud Khalil to be removable from the U.S. based solely on his political speech. The fight isn't over — we'll keep fighting for Mahmoud's freedom and all of our First Amendment rights in federal court.

Create chaos, uncertainty and spend more… Genius… 😡

owning a small business in 2025…

If Kristi Noem can go down to El Salvador and take concentration camp selfies, then DOJ can figure out where Abrego Garcia is. Just start jailing people for contempt of court until they find out.

“The Trump administration has ordered State Department employees to report on any instances of coworkers displaying ‘anti-Christian bias’ as part of its effort to implement a sweeping new order on supporting employees of Christian faith.”

One billion percent tariffs.

RFK Jr is a nutjob, wacko conspiracy theorist. Everyone knows that. The fact that he’s in such a position of power is absolutely outrageous.

Children are by nature so happy to be alive and anyone who could thoughtlessly take that away is less than human

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmUs...

MTG Caught. AOC Renews Call to Ban Members’ Trades

There is a severe problem happening in the bee world: Bees are dying & this year 2025 80% of the Bee population has died. This is catastrophic for the planet. So I am asking my sweetest friends with money & pull: lets get Honey Tree Healing Farm going to repopulate bees, trees & feed the world.

I didn't pay much attention in my high school US History class, but one thing I remember is that the whole point of the US is that we didn't want a king.

Garcia: She's playing cosplaying as an ice agent, running around the country, going down to El Salvador, to prisons. You know, holding guns, dressing up. She is a joke

But I was told Donald Trump would end the war in Ukraine on day one?

In trade war with the US, China holds a lot more cards than Trump may think − in fact, it might have a winning hand. theconversation.com/in-trade-war...

Businesses are slapping "Trump Tariff" surcharges on receipts—not just to cover costs, but to make sure customers know who to thank. From showerheads to sex toys, Americans are paying more & getting a little reminder of who screwed them.

BREAKING: SCOTUS will require the government to facilitate the return of Abrego Garcia — but remands to district court to clarify its directive

❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian soldiers from the 47th Mechanized Brigade destroy a 🇷🇺Russian assault group

Tennessee voted today to prevent children of illegal immigrants from going to public schools. They pay taxes, they pay into SS they can't get. What a fuking disgrace.

Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

On Solovyov’s clown show, Russian propagandists are seriously debating how they’ll "harshly" march into Lviv, hand out Russian passports, and pay pensions—while casually listing off entire Ukrainian regions they want to steal. The delusions are off the charts.

The dollar crashing is great news for all of us Brits who've found the US unaffordable since Brexit, except when we try to visit we're going to be turned away at the border because we liked a tweet saying slavery was bad

There's an error in much of the coverage of Trump's targeting of Miles Taylor. EO targeting him does NOT ask DOJ to investigate him. It asks DHS to do so (and other agencies as necessary). www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

🇪🇺🇺🇦 Kaja Kallas: "European countries have so far committed over €23 billion for Ukraine military aid this year."

Russian losses per 11/04/25 reported by the Ukrainian General Staff +1210 men +1 tanks +15 AFVs +61 artillery +1 MLRS +122 UAVs

Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration. So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives. So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory

If the US government requires passports for you to practice your rights such as voting then passports should be provided for free to all and within a reasonable timeframe by said government.

Steven Witkoff, the U.S. Special Envoy to the Middle East, is a billionaire real estate investor and developer. Any chance they’re NOT discussing a cooperative deal to monetize the defeat of Ukraine? 🤔 www.reuters.com/world/putin-...

Yeah so don't go on a cruise ever again if you were thinking about it.

NEW: Rümeysa Öztürk says she's had 4 painful asthma attacks in ICE custody, and not only is her asthma going untreated but a nurse tore off her hijab, saying, "You need to take that thing off your head." www.aclum.org/sites/defaul...

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