And as for shenanigans...well, I did once steal the nurse's chair, yell "Bumper Cars!!" and send myself careening down the length of the recovery ward, only to go ass-over-teakettle when I hit a cart of some kind. In my defense, I was high as giraffe nuts on Dilaudid.
May I introduce to you THE best “yeeting down the hallway” machine ever!! I’ve seen 3 nurses (including myself) do a quick lil ride on these when we thought no one was around 😂
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