sorry mr. dna, jurassic park was fucked no matter what - ThreadSky

jordantyranny.bsky.social • 4 days ago

sorry mr. dna, jurassic park was fucked no matter what

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sugaku.bsky.social•4 days ago

Still said "DinahSOURS" in my brain after reading your post.

danifroom.bsky.social•4 days ago

🎵Your own crocodile Jesus🎶

saoirsens.bsky.social•4 days ago

wow they're just like people!

wayneesmith.bsky.social•4 days ago

LoL 🤣

mjauwee.bsky.social•4 days ago

inexcusable of john hammond to not see this possibility *smdh*

nekointheshell.com•4 days ago

crocadile jesus

leftawaits.bsky.social•4 days ago

There was definitely one guy in the back of the lab yelling: “There are only two genders. This is foolproof.”

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trans.bsky.social•4 days ago

reposting with alt text for accessibility:

sorry mr. dna, jurassic park was fucked no matter what

iulianus.bsky.social•4 days ago

hane.bsky.social•4 days ago

I still love your take that people died in Jurassic Park because they were transphobic and couldn't accept that dinosaurs could change sex

joshomatic.bsky.social•4 days ago

Life, uh finds a way.

integgro.llc•4 days ago

Oh shit parthenogenesis?!?! Fuck yeah!!!

jordanclock.bsky.social•4 days ago

I was going to make a snide comment about crocodiles and dinosaurs diverging from archosaurs 250mya but then I read the parthenogenesis wiki page and it has been seen in birds, so yeah, dinos might have been able to do it too!

bunnygabby.bsky.social•4 days ago

birds are dinossaurs, so yeah dinos can do it

jordanclock.bsky.social•4 days ago

What are birds, if not dinosaurs persevering?

tinafromtv.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thought this was a devopost

https://open.spotify.com/track/523SXplvKIWpC3KOMXbyVw?si=sLpuQCpBSWKlzHkELoqx4Q

pymbalsamo.bsky.social•4 days ago

Does anyone else think Phil Collins should have named his first solo album Parthenogenesis? You know, because it was just him. No? Just me? Cool, cool.

itsthegp.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe this line wasn’t a malapropism after all

samantha42.bsky.social•4 days ago

jimj.bsky.social•4 days ago

The H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Herpeton.

kalliopeo.bsky.social•3 days ago

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