Me, burning down your house:
Imagine how much you’re going to save on rent, electricity, gas, home insurance, and whatnot.
I’m doing you a favor!
Imagine how much you’re going to save on rent, electricity, gas, home insurance, and whatnot.
I’m doing you a favor!
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"Don't worry", he says, face lit suddenly by the lighter in his hands, "this trick will keep you warm for the rest of your life!"
With the smallest hint of an eyebrow raise, they drop the lighter into your pile