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bluescottyp.bsky.social•96 days ago

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gregmunt.com•96 days ago

@morriganwolfe.bsky.social This you?

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morriganwolfe.bsky.social•95 days ago

Lifetime grudges here Greggy, as well you know! Like, haven't we been acquaintances for almost 20 years?

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gregmunt.com•95 days ago

Since 2008, I think #aquaintances

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morriganwolfe.bsky.social•95 days ago

Wow, I think you're right.

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heckle0007.bsky.social•96 days ago

Cool comment 😎✌️

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rudemorgue.bsky.social•97 days ago

Yeah but how long do they keep kicking themselves for embarrassing stuff they did in 8th grade?

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blalock.bsky.social•95 days ago

glad to see you came over to BSky

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monstersnowgoon.bsky.social•95 days ago

Crows hold grudges for life. 17 years is an old crow.

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ingrownrecords.bsky.social•96 days ago

I'm on year 34 myself. Two crows worth.

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dread-rocco.bsky.social•97 days ago

I'm way past that with some people

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sooze555.bsky.social•95 days ago

I'm a Crow

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simple-facts.bsky.social•96 days ago

Doesn't come close to a woman

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wfminnick.bsky.social•97 days ago

Probably easier to solve that 17 year murder...

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sharonlandry.bsky.social•96 days ago

What I want to know is how they figured this out. Insult a crow and see how many years it makes a point of pooping on your head?

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fryern10.bsky.social•96 days ago

A murder holds it for longer

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conyacks.bsky.social•97 days ago

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dabk3r.bsky.social•96 days ago

I can't hold a grudge for that long. At the latest after I have disposed of the body I just think to my self: "Okay, that was that!"

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silverprint.bsky.social•96 days ago

How long do you think crows live for?

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jopawiz.bsky.social•97 days ago

😂😂😂

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pennypony.bsky.social•96 days ago

This is Edgar.
Edgar is a wild crow.
If i don't feed Edgar
He will poop on my car.

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amberbrusco0.bsky.social•96 days ago

😂😂😂

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lilyuno.bsky.social•96 days ago

I was today yrs old when i learned I'm a crow.

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jerry5150.bsky.social•97 days ago

17 years...lol. I'm a Scorpio, grudges last a lifetime.

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ravenholm337.bsky.social•96 days ago

for wild crows, that's basically their entire lifespan

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diannej.bsky.social•94 days ago

Well that is pretty much their entire life span!

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lasloollifeld.bsky.social•97 days ago

Hanging strong with my Metallica boycott over Napster..fvck Lars

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geekftw.bsky.social•97 days ago

Same here lmao

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amandajalonso.bsky.social•96 days ago

I find this to be insufficiently petty.

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lucybluebear.bsky.social•96 days ago

Same.

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paulafromma.bsky.social•96 days ago

So do I 😁

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spowers668.bsky.social•97 days ago

I’ve successfully achieved lifetime status… some call me petty, I call myself a pro. How’s the saying go? Best friend, worst enemy - you choose.

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desert-sun.bsky.social•96 days ago

My grudge against the 🍊💩 will outlive me.

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meganaf.bsky.social•96 days ago

Same crow, same…

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windgait.bsky.social•96 days ago

Agree, until you put into the equation that the life expectancy of a crow is 7-10 years! (Or so I read on the web…?) 🤣🤷‍♀️

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jdinjc.bsky.social•96 days ago

❤️❤️

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darkwaterphotos.bsky.social•96 days ago

Nota bene:

https://birdfact.com/articles/how-long-do-crows-live

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lfsavage.bsky.social•96 days ago

Average lifespan of a crow is 20 years so it is for life

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seamussatan.bsky.social•96 days ago

We Irish hold them forever.

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edward49.bsky.social•96 days ago

Didnt know they lived that long

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catgurl.bsky.social•96 days ago

Yeah but can you do a fly by pooping? Game, set, match.

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vikthevoid.bsky.social•96 days ago

I think I might be a Crow. 😅

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hayleyml.bsky.social•97 days ago

😁

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ohchar1.bsky.social•95 days ago

Women...never mind 😊

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misel7.bsky.social•95 days ago

And pass it to their offspring... grudge in perpetuity

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salvie03.bsky.social•96 days ago

I hold grudges forever. I must have been a crow in another life.

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camvogt.bsky.social•96 days ago

My grandfather and his brother didn’t speak for almost 60 years, cause of a grudge between them.

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nissmax.bsky.social•96 days ago

My 1st chuckle this am.

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meltart.bsky.social•96 days ago

The crow is not a Scorpio 😁

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odettemaw.bsky.social•96 days ago

I am trying to think if I have ever offended a crow…I hope not.

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discoveringjoan.bsky.social•96 days ago

Yes, but many of them have heart attacks at 18

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madtiki.bsky.social•96 days ago

I wonder how they determined it was 17 years. Like, at 17 years 1 week did that crow stop trying to kill them or was it just not as spiteful?

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nananastee.bsky.social•96 days ago

Stellar!

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donnaluker.bsky.social•96 days ago

Rook-ies 😉

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docpsych.bsky.social•96 days ago

😊

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julietia.bsky.social•96 days ago

I didn’t realize I was part crow…

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marilee20.bsky.social•96 days ago

Exactly right 😂😂😂

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farmerdeb.bsky.social•96 days ago

🤣

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attitudeadjustment.bsky.social•96 days ago

Lol

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thestormkrow.bsky.social•96 days ago

😑

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celtic-cat.bsky.social•96 days ago

Only 17 years? I'm still nursing one from the battle of Culloden.

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kewlchik31.bsky.social•96 days ago

Like Taurus’. Until the end of time. 😂

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