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AT BEYONCÉ CONCERT HER: 🎶Who run the world? ME: [from front row, through a megaphone] BIG PHARMA

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It’s the same old story. Boy meets girl. Girl doesn’t exist.

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WIFE: what are you watching ME: the sound of music NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: crashes through my tv you don’t watch sound you listen to it

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dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch

submitted 1 hour ago • 42 comments

Make this a plan! 😉

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

Don’t worry, we can’t see you. (But you may want to wipe your nose anyhow.)

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This is what a leader looks like 🔥🔥 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇸🇺🇦 Geroyam Slava 🇺🇦 #SheShed

submitted 16 hours ago • 311 comments

Tonight my mom asked Siri "what is the longest phase anyone has ever gone through"

submitted 15 hours ago • 6 comments

I hope the Pope doesn’t die before appearing on Hot Ones.

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

Dan Caine, Trump’s new replacement for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, reportedly told Trump, “I love you, sir. I think you’re great, sir. I’ll kill for you, sir.” He also put on a MAGA hat, despite it violating military protocol.

submitted 21 hours ago • 810 comments

I'm at the stage in life where you start giving your video game characters gray hair with a quiet sigh.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

go ahead do a crime it’s basically legal now

submitted 13 days ago • 79 comments

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A thing I admire about billy corgan is he heard his voice and was like I'm going to be the lead singer of a band and people are going to enjoy listening to this and he was right

submitted 22 hours ago • 158 comments

its amazing the way conservative arguments fall completely apart in court when there are actually penalties for lying

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

thinly veiled disgust is my love language

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If any of our former NATO or Five Eyes allies have intelligence data and assessments, which surely they must, about the background of the leader of their new strategic adversary, the United States, now is as good a time as any to release them, subject to protection of methods and sources, of course.

submitted 1 day ago • 654 comments

Wise man…

submitted 1 day ago • 639 comments

Good morning ☀️ #EndTheWarOnWomen celebrates Maine Governor Janet T. Mills Her exchange with Trump is one for the history books. Calm, cool, collected… “See you in court.” No backing down. Only prey retreats. Women won’t backdown. #BeLikeJanet #SheShed

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

Told my husband that I was the prettiest girl at Walmart today and he replied “No offense sweetie, but I’ve been the prettiest girl at Walmart”

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I see you sitting alone and admire you for avoiding people.

submitted 85 days ago • 59 comments

Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

submitted 1 day ago • 585 comments

The world is my stage and I am over here full of stage fright

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Love is so powerful (it keeps JK Rowling away from you)

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Civility doesn’t seem to be working either.

submitted 2 days ago • 63 comments

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I stand with you, General!!!

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The more Trump and Elon damage America, the more Republicans complain. They would be fine with the harm if it only hurt others. That’s the difference, Democrats care about everyone, Republicans only about themselves. Maybe it's time to start being selfish and stop caring about them.

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

submitted 2 days ago • 97 comments

Bannon just couldn't stand seeing the Nazis love Elon more than him. Seeing him do a seig heil, all I could think of was the little Nazi monkey in Raiders.

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Well, Pepsi already sucked, so it's not going to change my buying habits much. www.reuters.com/business/ret...

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So Target dropped DEI programs to cater to the right, but that wasn't enough, and now they're being sued because they didn't do it before it was politically expedient? That's a real pickle, fellas. Can't imagine how you could have done the right thing.

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It’s a smidge inaccurate to still be calling it a Newfoundland, don’t you think?

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

Raise your hand 🖐️ and Repost if you still support President Zelenskyy and the brave people of Ukraine! 🇺🇦 I want all of my 168K friends to follow YOU! 💙 Like ❤️ and repost 🔄 and you will get MORE followers! 🚀 Who is with me? 🖐️

submitted 4 days ago • 3330 comments

Over 120,000 Japanese Americans forced into imprisonment in internment camps simply because they were of Japanese heritage.

submitted 4 days ago • 284 comments

Blumenthal: "What world is he living in? It is not only contrary to the facts and the truth but utterly despicable. A disgusting betrayal of a country that has bled and fought and died for freedom ... the president's surrender is pathetic and weak."

submitted 4 days ago • 1382 comments

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

submitted 4 days ago • 2367 comments