in the middle of all this my father is in danger of srs bodily harm from my mother because he got a shot to help with bird flu and is insisting on calling it the Corvid Vaccine - ThreadSky

nameshiv.bsky.social • 258 days ago

in the middle of all this my father is in danger of srs bodily harm from my mother because he got a shot to help with bird flu and is insisting on calling it the Corvid Vaccine

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drosgood.bsky.social•258 days ago

It's a thing! But one of the side effects is that you can now hear what the crows normally say about you behind your back.

csimmons21.bsky.social•258 days ago

Inaccurate, but I like was he was trying.

marvmadethat.com•258 days ago

I mean...

shecky.bsky.social•258 days ago

No, no, he's right.

cacaobyproduct.bsky.social•258 days ago

New spin on conspiracy (of ravens) theory

pschastain.bsky.social•258 days ago

As a dad he's allowed to make jokes of this nature

gordos52.bsky.social•257 days ago

Hey, he definitely should call it that. There are (relatively speaking) few people who can make that joke, fewer who would get it and even fewer who would think of it.

And I think most of them are on this thread.

joshuasharp.bsky.social•258 days ago

That's quality Dadding right there

70bpmhiccups.bsky.social•258 days ago

Dad jokes get Dads killed.

Also that's a good one that I'm stealing to torture my kid with.

eightman.bsky.social•258 days ago

If he keeps crowing about it, she's going to commit murder?

bopolisfoodcourt.bsky.social•258 days ago

It's not like it's a caws for violence.

agwonline.bsky.social•258 days ago

She's only frustrated because he keeps crowing about it.

prhomberg.bsky.social•258 days ago

Your father is a hero who deserves a medal.

maniagnosis.bsky.social•257 days ago

This, this is the man we should be raising statues to!

morticia91.bsky.social•257 days ago

This may be caws for alarm.

morticia91.bsky.social•255 days ago

Did your mom commit a murder yet?

outseide.bsky.social•258 days ago

your mother is a saint

iamanathemadevice.bsky.social•258 days ago

but his father is a genius :)

outseide.bsky.social•258 days ago

Only at staying alive

iamanathemadevice.bsky.social•257 days ago

That too :)

joqatana.bsky.social•258 days ago

My father would have done the same

ericallyn.bsky.social•258 days ago

Hey, I don't blame her. If I had to deal with that, I'd be raven too.

genuscorvidae.bsky.social•258 days ago

But that's funny tho

kaitlinruiz.bsky.social•258 days ago

Shiv, how do you cope with the pressure of being the son of a Great Man

nameshiv.bsky.social•257 days ago

Poorly obv

cageyratfish.bsky.social•257 days ago

i hope he knows he has a large and growing fanbase on here 😹

ravenonthill.bsky.social•257 days ago

Croak!

antoniab247.bsky.social•258 days ago

Totally team dad.

fett-ish.bsky.social•258 days ago

Dad jokes never miss, give that man a hug from me. 🤣

marcherwitch.bsky.social•258 days ago

legend

queengwenevere.bsky.social•257 days ago

I think as a Dad, he is obligated to say that. Risking life and limb to fulfill his Dad Joke Duty.

I mean, how could he NOT with an opportunity like that