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The greatest lie the devil ever told was convincing people America was a meritocracy

I'm too old for this shit

This is written in Millennial code

One can hope

Even better than you are imagining

That band rules

Goddammit babies, you've got to be kind

Every time I come on here there’s like a headline that says Cuomo has gladly accepted a Jared from Subway endorsement then a video of Mamdani kickflipping a skateboard while solving a Rubik’s Cube

Need someone to explain whatever psyop is happening with all the already ULTRA wealthy sitcom stars doing commercials for a Candy Crush knock-off...

A reminder: Law Professors: The Constitution still exists and the Courts will protect us. Historians:

Congrats, Venetian protestors of the Jeff Bezos-Lauren Sanchez wedding. You've made People Magazine. (Nice sign) Photo credit: Stefano Rellandini/AFP/Getty people.com/jeff-bezos-a...

Please don't conflate decriminalization of sex work with legalization of sex work. We push for decriminalization instead of legalization because legalization leaves vulnerable people beind. Anyone who can't meet the legal requirements to work is still criminalized and still at risk.

tech bro is short for technically broken

personally I think it's far more objectionable to refer to a pregnant 13-year-old as a 'woman' than to refer to a cis woman as a 'person', but what do I know

Why worry about small things you can't control when you can worry about massive, catastrophic things you also can't control

The fact a guy on the Pacers is named Haliburton and we're also talking about the war doesn't clear anything up

Have you considered getting yourself a new pillow lately? When was the last time you got yourself one? You KNOW how fucking good a new pillow feels. But, like, we only get ourselves a new one every few years or so maybe? The world fucking sucks right now. Treat yourself. Get a new pillow.

With every discussion on here about the reality of encroaching fascism, I have to remind myself that over half of everyone in this country has permanent "king of da highway" brain.

Evergreen:

Honey, no!!!

Clinton can’t say a word about the masked men terrorizing American cities, but will come out to endorse fellow harasser Cuomo

logging on

I only said the car would be "self driving." You assumed that means it doesn't hit people. That's on you

Remember my fellow SSRI takers: they may decrease your heat tolerance so you have to keep an eye on yourself and cool down when you need to

When the feds come for me on Bluesky, it’ll be because their shitty AI surveillance makes some big assumptions about bullet ants and assassin bugs and murder hornets.

Overheard just now. Two middle class middle aged Penarth ladies in convo as I’m walking slightly behind them. “I said I can accept you being gay. But the mullet. I thought you lot had natural style.” “What did he say?” “He said “bloody hell Mum.””

I think the Catholic Church should do this every day in every city

theonion.com/homosexuals-...

TIL Ursula Le Guin loved Worf with all her fannish heart. #StarTrek

Oh shit you guys, I just realized that some of those that work forces might be the same that burn crosses

Sold.

various theories of "the South's model of chattel slavery was unsustainable and therefore the Civil War was unnecessary" have floated since before the Civil War itself and it represents one of the most studied topics in Economic History as a profession. Nobody but cranks & confederates believe this.

Fun fact, it was never lowered to blue or green. This ran from 2002-2011 and would get covered by the news

(Gives up on all my hopes and dreams) Ok, weigh me now

congratulations mister vice president