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Buying stuff in 2025 is fun. You have exactly two options now, and they are "Here is a thing that costs $17 dollars but is cheap af in quality and look, or you can buy the good version of this thing for $398." There is no in-between.

I would like more people to know about The Map Center but I've never bought ads and I don't want to start, especially if it means giving money to Mark Zuckerberg. Also it's kind of the best when people stumble in and their eyes get wide and they say "WHAT. IS. THIS. PLACE?"

l used to rig card games for a living. I'd watch people sit down and lose everything, again and again. But they didn't lose because they “played by the rules" and we didn't. They lost because it wasn't a game. It just looked like one. Democrats still think it's a game.

When an Italian professor shows up at Hogwarts.

you couldn't make the "brain on drugs" PSA today because the drugs are cheaper than the eggs

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

life tip: you get to decide what counts as success. for instance you can say you are trying to look like a strange creature and then take pride in acocmplishing yuor goal

Guess we're allowed to punch people doing that "My Heart Goes out" salute, too.

When I learned in my MBA, that many companies use disasters, public emergencies, to price gouge to learn what the equilibrium point of how much the consumer will pay to buy something as a test case for future price adjustments, fines be damned, my whole world view changed

We need a bigger sample of people who have gunned down exploitative corporate shills to determine whether Luigi is objectively or subjectively hot. For science.

self-awareness is such a scam bc now i can see all my problems AND i still have them? rude

KC is doing it again at noon! The weather is way nicer than it was last week! I plan to keep checking this and showing up whenever I'm able, and so should you.

If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

Shut your whore mouth, to be precise

IN CHURCH MULTI-PURPOSE ROOM AT RETIREMENT PARTY Me: Did you see that pic of Jesus that looks like he got a DUI? Religious cousin: You can't say that in church. Me: It's a pic of white Jesus so it's fine, actually RC: Show me Me: *shows* RC: *laughing* Man, that's a guy named Brad or something

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If you can’t hide the secret, feature it. Need to steal a coin from your pocket? Dipping in looks suspicious. So make it deliberate. Reach in openly, emerge holding a handkerchief. All eyes are on the cloth; no one sees the coin now in your palm. You can steal anything this way. Even a government.

A group of wolves is called a pack and a group of Nazis is called a CPAC.

So, to my shame as an adult, I was once (while a teenager) a dues paying member of Mensa. And I went to a few meetings. And the smartest guy there was a janitor who worked at a college to get free classes for fun. Honestly a bit inspirational to me. Almost Zen Buddhist in his outlook on life.

#teslatakedown I made some protest art.

If you really wanted a Philosopher King, America, he was RIGHT THERE.

America's flagship, once known as the fastest ocean liner in the world, is being sent to sink to the bottom of the Gulf (of Mexico) after being stripped for parts during the Reagan era and then moldering in a dock for 30 years. I'm sure that's not a metaphor for anything.

2015. A "senior fellow" from Canada's right-wing, American-style think tank - the Fraser Institute - was upset with the title of Schitt's Creek. He believed it would lead to the downfall of Canadian society.

“Federal agents mad ‘cause I’m flagrant!”

Memorial graffiti around Germany for the victims of the Hanau massacre. On 19 February 2020, 9 people were killed and five others wounded in a shooting spree by a far-right extremist targeting two shisha bars in Hanau, Germany. #SayTheirNames #hanauistüberall

We've learned today that Phantasm franchise hero Reggie Bannister has entered hospice care. It's time to rally and show Reggie how much he means to us fans. Here's how to send well wishes and cards of support his way:

Never forget one of the best headlines in history:

We need to be making weird art

You ought to know Bruce W. Smith, a talented animator who worked on various DIsney productions, directed Bebe's Kids, co-directed Space Jam and the Oscar-winning Hair Love, designed shows like Happily Ever After, and created Da Boom Crew and The Proud Family. #BlackHistoryMonth

Everything about this situation is perfect on-brand grotesquery down to the screen name of the detective

Musk has globally shadowbanned Grimes’ replies on X for the crime of informing him about their child’s medical emergency

OMG when I first saw this skeet, I thought it was humorously paraphrasing. It was not.

Oh, I'm sorry. You must have me confused with a wackaflocka who DOESN'T have the #1 Prime Video selection in ALL of Papua New Guinea

Feb. 20, 1925: The glee club of Georgia State Woman's College (now Valdosta State University) stages an operetta, “Love’s Quandary.”

Sorry daddy couldn’t be here for your medical emergency honey but he had to call an astronaut a slur and then do drugs