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i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

scientists consistently found that consumption of ice cream led to reduced risk for t2 diabetes and insulin resistance. They didn't want to believe this and buried the data in favor of yogurt when they published. Multiple scientists have tried to disprove the data since & it backfired every time.

Since Mamdani won last night, NYC has FALLEN according to my friends there. It is utter chaos. They couldn't get in to their top 3 brunch places+their 4th choice only had spots at *noon* Sunday. The corner bagel place was out of everything. Bus was 5 minutes late and the bodega cat hissed at them.

Incredible name. No notes: www.startribune.com/construction...

The pearl clutching about NYC feels so antiquated…the most conservative city (Calgary) in the most right wing province in Canada (Alberta = our Texas) elected a gay Muslim mayor — not once but THREE times — and he remains a beloved Canadian politician.

Officials are studying which international laws were being violated in order to file “the necessary lawsuits” because “there is indeed contamination," said Mexico’s president, Claudia Sheinbaum.

She's talking about the end of the world.

I see we need another reminder of the evergreen concept neatly summed up in these words from TMBG: "Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding."

the freakout is very specifically because many of those boxes would go to babies who are not white, and you have to understand American culture (including mainstream media) through that lens. white people will unhesitatingly screw over their own kids if it means also screwing over the nonwhite kids

EVERYONE WAKE UP THE DAVE BAUTISTA ROMCOM IS HAPPENING

nyt op-ed: we cannot normalize the left’s brazen attempt to win voters by talking to them

oh no

One weird thing about conservatives is they truly, honestly believe everyone secretly agrees with them on everything but just won’t say it because of reasons

They gone call him things I will have to reference in microfiche

oh, pick me, I know this one

Absolutely nothing like being at an election results party in NYC when they call a historic decision.... HOLY SHIT!!!! the place went WILD

Seems like a plausible synthesis of this mayoral election and the 2024 Presidential is “paid ads on traditional media have lost almost all salience”.

Everyone stop what you're doing and read this list of songs and go "oh my God what the fuck" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_C...

Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life

It's a microcosm of the problem on a national level. There's a somewhat progressive candidate and the Democrats are pulling out all the stops to install an objectively bad human being instead. Better a sex pest and racist than a leftie brown guy. We really want the Old Guard Democrats to lose.

A good friend of mine just had to pull out of a gig in the International Bar because promoter, Chris Williams refused to use their pronouns. Please if you can contact the pub to call his behaviour out and push for change. #Pride #SpeirGorm #Dublin www.instagram.com/the_inter_bar/

When my friends abroad ask how the US funds the arts, I like to give a fun set of numbers for comparison: Last year the NYPD paid $305m in legal settlements. The budget for the entire National Endowment for the Arts was $205m. One police department in a single major city paid 50% more in legal fees.

The greatest to ever do it. R.I.P. Deedee Megadoodoo.

Imma do something I have NEVER EVER done. Starting Friday at Royal Albert Hall and thru our entire Guns N Roses tour in Europe,,, every night I’m gonna auction off or sell the clock that I wore on stage and the proceeds are gonna go to single parents and teachers who need school supplies. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

There are so many chilling lines in this piece but the one I can’t stop thinking about as a Black woman is, “Only after she was legally dead did doctors do everything in their power to keep her body alive”. Thank you @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social for speaking this painful truth.

imagine if this worked. IMAGINE IF THIS WORKED. imagine if the Epstein Caucus is defeated in an absolute tidal wave of voters who want their electeds to CARE and DO THINGS. imagine primarying all the nation’s Schumers and Pelosis with people who understand they work for us and take that seriously

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

The greatest lie the devil ever told was convincing people America was a meritocracy

I'm too old for this shit

This is written in Millennial code

One can hope

Even better than you are imagining

That band rules

Goddammit babies, you've got to be kind

Every time I come on here there’s like a headline that says Cuomo has gladly accepted a Jared from Subway endorsement then a video of Mamdani kickflipping a skateboard while solving a Rubik’s Cube

Need someone to explain whatever psyop is happening with all the already ULTRA wealthy sitcom stars doing commercials for a Candy Crush knock-off...

A reminder: Law Professors: The Constitution still exists and the Courts will protect us. Historians: