you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing - ThreadSky

stevesuckington.bsky.social • 70 days ago

you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing

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elvisisalive.bsky.social•70 days ago

To be blunt dad's a prick, Santa would a much better daddy and now I've caught them on camera it's a done deal...

regcastle.bsky.social•70 days ago

But it’s not like she’s cheating with Uncle Dave or something—it’s Santa!

nevermindnomind.bsky.social•70 days ago

How do I explain this song to my kid when she gets old enough to understand the lyrics? Option 1: Santa isn't real, Daddy was dressed as Santa to fool the kids, mommy was just kissing daddy. Option 2: Santa is real, mom is a slut. I see no third option.

ljones86.bsky.social•69 days ago

Option 2.5: Santa was Mom's hall pass.

alexvanderveur.bsky.social•70 days ago

Option 3: #Santa is real, Daddy WAS Santa, but only that night, because the next year a different Daddy was suddenly turned into Santa for the night by the #BlessingAndCurse of being #possessed by the #SpiritOfChristmas. 👻🎄

notquietmodemd.bsky.social•69 days ago

I hope you’re an insult rapper

ranting-old-ukie.bsky.social•70 days ago

But let’s not forget, you really wish Daddy had caught them in flagrante delicto. What a laugh it would have been! 😆

dookielazer.bsky.social•70 days ago

Pretty sure Santa is on everyone’s hall pass list, in a way that even children can appreciate.

cruehl.bsky.social•70 days ago

Always amused by the naivety of those who insist it's the dad dressed up as Santa

ryanmelsom.com•69 days ago

Sickening

ummagummibear.bsky.social•70 days ago

It's fine. He only comes once a year.

vimesofthewatch.bsky.social•70 days ago

Eh, the song leaves out the fact that Mommy and Daddy are swingers. And that Daddy's in the corner watching & furiously masturbating.

stevesuckington.bsky.social•70 days ago

imagine seeing your mom cheating on your dad with Santa and bein like “oh I’m gonna write a banger ass song about this”

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