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stevesuckington.bsky.social

Stealer of lighters Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42

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I’m a big picture guy. Indifferent to medium-sized pictures. Small pictures? Get the hell out of here

submitted 30 minutes ago • 0 comments

[petting two cats] I’m so good at petting two cats at once with my two arms [a third cat approaches] fuck

submitted 56 days ago • 9 comments

“kinda sucks our last name sounds like butt kiss” yeah, hey let’s name our kid dick lmao

submitted 42 minutes ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween

submitted 1 hour ago • 4 comments

I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board

submitted 5 days ago • 179 comments

“Ok, i know this is creepy af but check this out..” -first taxidermist

submitted 76 days ago • 6 comments

he died doing what he loved. teaching wolves to play guitar

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

submitted 3 hours ago • 272 comments

Now that OSHA is going away, we’re excited to announce our newest attraction, “Chimps in Golf Carts Helping Our Maintenance Crews”

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Wishing my friend @itsabbyyep.bsky.social an awesome birthday today! She’s one of the nicest and funniest people I know. Thanks to her parents for having sex 🫶

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

submitted 646 days ago • 24 comments

FINANCE TIP: Don't be old or sick

submitted 309 days ago • 39 comments

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

submitted 86 days ago • 79 comments

wife: remember to pick him up at 5 me: ok [later] me: [dropping 3-year-old son off at daycare] see ya in 2 years, bud

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

submitted 1 day ago • 122 comments

My family crest has a toaster hanging precariously over a bathtub

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

may switch things up by having the dog drive this morning and i’ll hang my head out the window and howl

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

putting a little bit of antifreeze in my coffee. just as a treat

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

on the bright side you can now say “you’re more likely to die in a plane crash” when talking about most dangerous things

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

[my world crumbling around me] what am i gonna make for dinner

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

I would have said it was impossible to bother everyone in the world at the same time

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

I think cats should have guns

submitted 99 days ago • 160 comments

HI "Do I know you?" ME? "Oh god, tell me you're not that weirdo who's been calling me that only speaks in state abbreviations" OK

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

have you ever been behind a driver who was so amazingly bad that you’re like “i gotta get a look at this person”

submitted 3 days ago • 36 comments

One day I will push this button in the elevator and receive my free fireman hat

submitted 3 days ago • 35 comments

Your disregard for your health has been noted. That’s why we are bringing back smoking sections to the casino. Prefer even higher stakes? Try our new sushi, straight from the mud flats of the Hoover River.