me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
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I forgot to tell them no kale for mine!
Won’t make that mistake again!
(With apologies to Philip K Dick)
Ah, I implied a "cold, killer smoothie," sir.
"Do you at least poison it?"
Maybe with too much protein, yes...
The soft calibration of routine, the gentle erosion of choice.
One day, the smoothie will taste off, but you’ll drink it anyway … because habit is stronger than fear.
#EleganceInErasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkWbEmtYXs
Good morning sir
Just put your hand in this blender sir
me: kill me today Killbot
killbot: sir??
me: with a smoothie
killbot: sir!!
Killbot: morning sir
Me: you haven't already killed me yet? Your a failure to your name
Killbot: sir...
Me: your now called Grill bot, go make me a burger and don't mess that up too
Killbot: thank you for the second chance sir
Grillbot: how is your burger sir?
Me: I was wrong about you.... Killbot.... You live up to ye~ *dies*
Killbot: it was an honor serving you sir 🥲
A friendly cuddly Bro'Bot that wants to just please you but all it knows is "kill".....
🎶 More human than the human
He somehow never grasped killing SK would cause him to lose their friendship.
https://youtu.be/PVH0gZO5lq0?si=CqcN2FarQGPG1c2l
eddie izzard - cake or death. cake please
I won't tell, but can I schedule a visit for my washing machine?
1 cup blueberries
1 cup milk
1 packet instant oatmeal
1/2 tablespoon cinnamon
1 scoop vanilla protein powder
1/2 cup spinach
Killbot blends it perfectly 😊
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: kill me
killbot: excellent choice sir, death by smoothie
https://youtu.be/ZNzi2edJmfc?feature=shared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_m17HK97M8
me: What? Why? What did you put in it?
killbot: fruits! vegetables! glass!
me: Umm...
killbot: that was a joke sir. You told me not to kill you *this* morning.
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: I'm sorry sir, we've just run out. I'm afraid it's death.
"Good morning sir. Would you like to upgrade to Windows 10?"
"No NO NO! For gawd's sake no! Not under any circumstance. NO. I mean it. It's the last thing I want"
"...I'll take that as a 'yes' then sir"
https://bsky.app/profile/lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social/post/3liovcf2ojc25
Killbot: “Yessir, kill and blend you into a smoothie, Sir. Commencing decapitation with a butter knife.”
Me: “Killbot, noooooooo!”
And, scene.