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Artist, dog-lover... and avid reader. No. That's not right. Those words are all made up. And Eddie Reader? No, not that either. Cobblers. Sometimes found in Ecclefechan.
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There are 13 million dogs in the U.K. - they have a major environmental footprint. Do we need a dog licensing scheme ? Should there be more provision of dog exercise areas - more new woodland in the urban fringe ? www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/2492272...

And Mountain Dew.

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

Had forgotten just how good and what fun Grosse Pointe Blank is. 28 years ago. Weird that there's no room for off-beat films like that in the market anymore.

Eurovision, but for selecting a new Pope.

I really hate the fact that people are so inconsiderate as to walk their dogs in Warriston Cemetery (and the Council ought to have banned it anyway), or any cemetery or churchyard. So: tough shit. @fowarristoncem.bsky.social

One place where you are allowed to pass gas.

My wander took me passed the Gas Holder at Granton today. #gasholder #granton #edinburgh #photography

Did anyone ever get to the bottom of that thing where notes were left in shops telling people to go to a residential address in (I think) Marchmont at a certain date and time?

That's a generous offer.

I don't think this can happen too soon tbh.

My six-year-old son just hit me with a next-level dad joke. Q: Which room in a house is useless for a ghost? A: The living room

Magnificent Mallard shithousing here. "Yeah. We're snoozing on a dumped Christmas tree floating in the river. And it's got stuck. And it's nearly March. Got a problem with that have you?"

This makes me so angry 😠 Not only are they stealing my work, but they're impersonating me too 😩 Please don't buy from these sites, this is not me or my products. #Redbubble help service is non existent too :(

Used to be you could have a respectful adversarial relationship with a Sheriff over many years.

She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly He (sigh): Ok it’s… your “signature sex move” She: Judgmental Corpse?

"... the bling-loving eponymous colonel" @secondmentions.bsky.social

I love @financialtimes.com In an article about Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni hooha, they print this correction.

Staying strong at #2 in the Times bestsellers. Thank you to everyone of you who’ve bought Hunted!

And that was “Almond Tarts” by the Mysterious Puddings, out now on Duff Records. Here’s The Fall.

i saw my arch-nemesis Rhonda at the church bake sale last night and she was mad-dogging me the entire night so right as i was leaving i walked by her table and said “is it true that Captain America’s shield is made out of your cookies?” !!

Immediately I wonder: why doesn't every city have a Neon Museum?

Warsaw Neon Museum.

Don't think I've ever seen a concept as powerful as 'woke'. It terrifies them and drives them crazy, it's like early Christianity

From the Edinburgh Council Museums Collection, I think this doll would surely freak out any modern child unfortunate enough to be given it.

As these are all part time jobs there's no reason not to job-share.

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious, I’m dead 😂😂

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

Delightful.

One of those things you see and then spend years wondering if you made it up until it surfaces on the internet

Well done to the many residents & volunteers tonight hoping to reinvigorate St Andrew's Church at the foot of Easter Road into a community hub. They're open this weekend with talks about Leith history & the future ♥️

Understandable misconception as this is her regal nomenclature. Her real name is Brian.

The Devil's old trick.