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Feels like Sir Beer Korma should be sending the TA into Ceredigion to enforce higher speed limits. After all he's "on the side of the motorist". 🙃

Beautiful.

England justifying the vision of whoever invented the T20 format. Absolute carnage.

This is a lovely sentiment and all, but self-evidently it's bollocks. The history of LA, of its poorest (non-white) communities, of its huge homeless population, and the abuses of the LAPD, tells you that.

As far as I'm concerned, charts of Smol Mediaeval Animals By Month is just the sort of content which justifies the existence of The Intercyberwebnet.

#EdTravCyc

I think you're overlooking Toby Carveries.

Sad to think that the majority of Generation Z probably have no idea what a Toby jug is. And that's why I'm voting Reform.

Unbound authors and former staff members who want to talk, including anonymously, get in touch at [email protected]

It must be pretty sobering to think that at any given time there is least one man stalking you, and trying to break into your home. TS seems to have had at least six of these individuals. The emotional toll must be enormous. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...

This is the reason why our British daughter and her Mexican husband could not & still cannot live in her own country, which is what they wanted to do. They're self-employed artists, not wealthy enough. Theirs is one case among thousands of others, some of them tragic. www.change.org/p/stop-the-i...

Just listed a bunch of my old J cloths and sponge scourers on Vinted if anyone's interested

Georges Seurat's painting depicts a farmer in his fields; it belongs to a series of small-scale paintings on panels or ‘croquetons’ as Seurat called them. This was painted two before 'Grande Jatte,' his magnum opus in 1885, at the age of 25.

Outraged. My Curlywurly has no curly or maybe no wurly. Either way, it’s like this. Which actually might be a plus tbqhwy.

This must be in the top 3.

Just in case anyone needs a ChatGPT fix while it’s down: 28 + 46 =7,436,189 Jane Austen is the capital of Guatemala The largest bird in the world is Colin Cowdrey’s pet cockapoo, Beatrice

Red Squirrels + Motorway Service Station + Leisure Centre = Center Parcs

During crises like these, look for the helpers. For instance, until ChatGPT is down, ask me any question and I will make something up.

Make a note of which members of your line management have suddenly gone quiet.

Being part of the whole Unbound saga has not been fun; one consolation has been the support of the many other authors involved. And so, in that spirit, we've put together a list of some of the great books that now need publishers and agents. Please do share! open.substack.com/pub/therebou...

Oh I do like to walk along the prom, prom, prom!!! Grange over Sands....all done by an army of volunteers along the mile plus stretch of prom and without any funding! All monies for the upkeep are self rasied! 👏😇👏

I'm just going to assume they've found a serial killer's dump site at the Roseburn Path at this point.

Very funny, and also very true.

Prepare to be water pistolled if you're on the Royal Mile about 10.30 😂

The architect and designer Charles Rennie Mackintosh was born #OTD 7 June 1868. The only church he designed was St Matthew Free Church, Queens Cross, Glasgow, today the Mackintosh, an arts venue and home of the Mackintosh Society. His original furnishings survive, including this pulpit.

Did you know that the machine Rage Against The Machine were raging against was a Canon Pixma MG3650S wireless inkjet printer that had run out of cyan #TheMoreYouKnow #RealTrueFacts

Two kids from the same Edinburgh primary school, playing for the national team (both making their debuts). How often does that happen?

Lovely story from Portobello High School at last night's Scotland match, as former pupils Josh Doig and Andy Irving made their national team debuts together.

Yeah, Latrell and Kenz! That’s you told!

Govt advisors were briefing that they were going to drop the swift bricks policy because it seemed 'too woke' (and not popular with Reform voters). Now look who's backing it. Eventually this govt will realise that it should just govern, not spend the whole time trying to appeal to Reform voters.

And if not, the beatings will continue until it improves.

"It's pronounced SWEET Man" says man, visibly sweeting.

We stay on the Clyde tonight with a wee trip doon the watter. The 35mm slides, taken in 1966 - the year I was born - were gifted to me by Hector MacAlister, and were taken by his late geography teacher dad, Calum, using his trusty Kodak Retinette camera.

This Saturday, I’ll be wrapping up #ThePerimeterBook tour with an illustrated talk at Borders Book Festival in Melrose, Scottish Borders. Please come along — and help spread the word 👉 tikt.link/quintin The Perimeter is my love letter to #Scotland — thrilled to end in Alba, and no tent this time!

They missed a trick by not calling this 'Fudge Tunnel'. Could have been a great tie-in with Nottingham's finest musical beat combo.