This is an era in which the vilest, most effeminate, and stupidest people rule in most countries of the world, so do not worry, there will be a collective feeling of annoyance, anxiety, and rejection.
My method would be to create a Hollywood-esque super cyber virus that ran on everything from microwaves to TVs to your fridge, so that on command it’d blurt out “are we there yet?” in the local language
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Maybe we should tell him that the king of North Sentinel Island is a huuuge fan and arrange a trip for him to boat out there.