I have a sign on my house. "If you are a burglar, please feel free to make a donation of goods..thank you from those who are unable to make payment to your services"
I would suggest you augment the knife with a double barrel shotgun, in case a face eating leopard breaks in -uninvited- and decides to help itself to your carefully crafted and artistically laid out charcuterie board.
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A friend joked that for safety she slept with a skillet at hand (think Tangled). Now she hopes someone will break in with eggs and wants to make an omelette.
lol
My daughter does this
And the first few times her bf slept over he was too nervous to say: what is under this pillow, so he just slept with his head in a skillet. 😭😭😭
….a keeper 😋
Sooooo, what you're telling me is that you're both going to bond over a midnight "snack", and enjoy it together before they end up robbing you of your actual possessions?
Unless you somehow steal their food, and threaten to chuck it out the window if they do such a thing? 🤔
I have an ice pick hidden along the side of my bed, just in case someone breaks in with assorted shrimps and caviar and needs me to chip and crush some ice for the buffet display.
My knives and daggers are on the side of my bed. However I reckon with the Nunchucks I keep slung across my headboard 🤔 if someone breaks in and needs some beef tenderized for a brisket 🤷🤦
I was going through the metal detector at court one day and I forgot to remove my knife so the head Sheriff said ....next time that I come through the metal detector with a knife I better have a steak and potatoes with it
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That, and Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
My daughter does this
And the first few times her bf slept over he was too nervous to say: what is under this pillow, so he just slept with his head in a skillet. 😭😭😭
….a keeper 😋
Great for when you're high.
Unless you somehow steal their food, and threaten to chuck it out the window if they do such a thing? 🤔
"mmm mmm good"
Are you keeping the board under the bed or on bedside table?
What do you call an underwater snack plate?
Sharkuterie 🤣
Seriously I do keep a small cutting board bedside for midnight apples.
Your post reminded me of that story
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