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You know how in Super Mario Bros the levels get harder each time? I like to think that, as Americans, we are about to beat Bowser and rescue the Princess. We just have to keep fighting and blow in the cartridge if things get too bad. You get the point...

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I needed to be creative so that my brain did not destroy itself after catching up on the news after missing a few days🙃 So I created.

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A little game I hate to play called "Is it an article from @theonion.com or is it real?"😒

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

THIS. I'll say it again to MAGA...it's okay to be wrong. Admit you fucked up and join the rest of us in stopping this madness!!

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MAJOR BREAKING: In a devastating blow to Trump, the Senate just voted to CANCEL his tariffs on Canada by a vote of 51-48. 4 Republicans voted for the measure: Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul, Susan Collins. Trump has been checked by the Legislative & Judicial branches of government

submitted 19 days ago • 361 comments

Imagine if the evil billionaire used his powers for good instead of evil.

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"Maybe I could break the record of the man who opposed the rights on which I stand. I'm not here because of his speech, though. I'm here DESPITE his speech." - @corybooker.com

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

Booker has broken the record and has been incredibly powerful the whole time💙 We need more of this strength.

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Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"

submitted 20 days ago • 1425 comments

Yes, I'm reposting my own post🙃

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Cory Booker is doing something incredible on the Senate floor. If you're not watching, you need to watch: www.youtube.com/live/Ej6locU...

submitted 20 days ago • 884 comments

Cory mother fuckin' Booker, you dropped this 👑 I hope your pillow is always cool and your coffee is always hot💙

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submitted 21 days ago • 354 comments

Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.

submitted 21 days ago • 465 comments

I will never doubt my instincts again. I will never let someone tell me I'm overreacting. For anyone else who saw all of this coming long ago, I believed you. Neurodivergent people see patterns, and we saw this happening. But really, it only required a slight amount of intelligence...

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SUIT AND TIE, JD?!

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Are we “Great” yet?

submitted 23 days ago • 1151 comments

Our country is being run by bullies. For anyone in that administration, including the press secretary, to speak to people in such a condescending and disrespectful way, makes me sick.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sends a text that remind him of the war plans He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes #Hegseth

submitted 27 days ago • 359 comments

Rest easy, sweet princess 💔. 18 years is a beautiful long life, but it's never long enough. We will miss you every second, Katie Bug🩷

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I hear people saying we need to take the high road and reach out to those Republicans who have changed their minds on Trump. That we need to show compassion and acceptance. I'm not her. I'm petty. I'm pissed. I don't give a fuck about any of them. Fuck MAGA. They did this.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

MAGA, remember when you all made fun of everyone who was screaming about how dangerous this administration would be and how they don't care about you? Remember us begging you to listen? Remember? Okay, thanks. Good talk you dumb fucks.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Every single Democratic lawmaker should be calling for Hegseth's immediate resignation right now. Not just some. Not just a few dozen. Every single one, starting at the top with Mr. Schumer and Mr. Jeffries. And the fact that it hasn't happened yet is nearly as shocking as Hegseth's conduct.

submitted 28 days ago • 1211 comments

Between the unsecured bombing chats and eliminating FEMA and trafficking legal residents to foreign labor prisons and supermaxxing measles and halting cancer research, it’s so hard these days to guess how you’re gonna die

submitted 28 days ago • 288 comments

BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS! BUT HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP! BUT KAMALA LAUGHED TOO MUCH! BUT TAMPON TIM! I love this for MAGA💅 (Not so much for the millions of people's lives they are endangering. Fuck this administration.)

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My dog, posting war plans on MySpace

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Pete Hegseth: "Hey, front desk, can I get a wakeup call for 10:30AM? I need to get up super early because we are secretly bombing Yemen tomorrow at 1PM. And could you have someone send up another bottle of Scotch? Thanks."

submitted 28 days ago • 207 comments

My last two books were heavy. I shed a few tears at The House of My Mother. Now I'm reading 1984 and Fractured Verdict. Much lighter🙄🤦‍♀️

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Get em, Queen 💅

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

34000 people gathered in Denver Colorado for Bernie Sanders and AOC. Bigger than Obama in 08, bigger than the DNC in 2024. I think America has been lied to. I think the election was stolen. I think Ann Selzer was right.

You know how in Super Mario Bros the levels get harder each time? I like to think that, as Americans, we are about to beat Bowser and rescue the Princess. We just have to keep fighting and blow in the cartridge if things get too bad. You get the point...

I needed to be creative so that my brain did not destroy itself after catching up on the news after missing a few days🙃 So I created.

🙏

A little game I hate to play called "Is it an article from @theonion.com or is it real?"😒

THIS. I'll say it again to MAGA...it's okay to be wrong. Admit you fucked up and join the rest of us in stopping this madness!!

MAJOR BREAKING: In a devastating blow to Trump, the Senate just voted to CANCEL his tariffs on Canada by a vote of 51-48. 4 Republicans voted for the measure: Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul, Susan Collins. Trump has been checked by the Legislative & Judicial branches of government

Imagine if the evil billionaire used his powers for good instead of evil.

"Maybe I could break the record of the man who opposed the rights on which I stand. I'm not here because of his speech, though. I'm here DESPITE his speech." - @corybooker.com

Booker has broken the record and has been incredibly powerful the whole time💙 We need more of this strength.

Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"

Yes, I'm reposting my own post🙃

Cory Booker is doing something incredible on the Senate floor. If you're not watching, you need to watch: www.youtube.com/live/Ej6locU...

Cory mother fuckin' Booker, you dropped this 👑 I hope your pillow is always cool and your coffee is always hot💙

Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.

I will never doubt my instincts again. I will never let someone tell me I'm overreacting. For anyone else who saw all of this coming long ago, I believed you. Neurodivergent people see patterns, and we saw this happening. But really, it only required a slight amount of intelligence...

WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SUIT AND TIE, JD?!

Are we “Great” yet?

Our country is being run by bullies. For anyone in that administration, including the press secretary, to speak to people in such a condescending and disrespectful way, makes me sick.

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sends a text that remind him of the war plans He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes #Hegseth

Rest easy, sweet princess 💔. 18 years is a beautiful long life, but it's never long enough. We will miss you every second, Katie Bug🩷

I hear people saying we need to take the high road and reach out to those Republicans who have changed their minds on Trump. That we need to show compassion and acceptance. I'm not her. I'm petty. I'm pissed. I don't give a fuck about any of them. Fuck MAGA. They did this.

MAGA, remember when you all made fun of everyone who was screaming about how dangerous this administration would be and how they don't care about you? Remember us begging you to listen? Remember? Okay, thanks. Good talk you dumb fucks.

Every single Democratic lawmaker should be calling for Hegseth's immediate resignation right now. Not just some. Not just a few dozen. Every single one, starting at the top with Mr. Schumer and Mr. Jeffries. And the fact that it hasn't happened yet is nearly as shocking as Hegseth's conduct.

Between the unsecured bombing chats and eliminating FEMA and trafficking legal residents to foreign labor prisons and supermaxxing measles and halting cancer research, it’s so hard these days to guess how you’re gonna die

BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS! BUT HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP! BUT KAMALA LAUGHED TOO MUCH! BUT TAMPON TIM! I love this for MAGA💅 (Not so much for the millions of people's lives they are endangering. Fuck this administration.)

My dog, posting war plans on MySpace

Pete Hegseth: "Hey, front desk, can I get a wakeup call for 10:30AM? I need to get up super early because we are secretly bombing Yemen tomorrow at 1PM. And could you have someone send up another bottle of Scotch? Thanks."

My last two books were heavy. I shed a few tears at The House of My Mother. Now I'm reading 1984 and Fractured Verdict. Much lighter🙄🤦‍♀️

Get em, Queen 💅

34000 people gathered in Denver Colorado for Bernie Sanders and AOC. Bigger than Obama in 08, bigger than the DNC in 2024. I think America has been lied to. I think the election was stolen. I think Ann Selzer was right.

Seems accurate

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