He died doing what he loved: toggling between the same 3 apps on his phone while ignoring a plot heavy hour long tv show he just started - ThreadSky

thejacko.bsky.social • 5 days ago

He died doing what he loved: toggling between the same 3 apps on his phone while ignoring a plot heavy hour long tv show he just started

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k-inkmouse.bsky.social•5 days ago

Live the dream.

rainygay.bsky.social•5 days ago

It’s the gay way

slayadderall.bsky.social•5 days ago

After reading, I took a second to heavily reflect 😂💀

rick-geyer.bsky.social•5 days ago

2 app max.
Could save a life.
Or at least, aid comprehension of the significance of a particular bare butt in ep7

andyofeternia.bsky.social•4 days ago

sirbrandonthomas.com•5 days ago

I experience this as an anti gay hate crime. 😂 But seriously, don’t yell so loud next time! 😜

vivelux.bsky.social•3 days ago

It is *The Way* now. Resistance is futile.

senseihollywood.bsky.social•3 days ago

Flowers For Trinitron

deblooze.bsky.social•3 days ago

Aha!

I saw what you did there…

🐭🫣🐁

fitzie05.bsky.social•3 days ago

Me, "Hey, how'd they get to Mexico?"

shrugsunknown.bsky.social•5 days ago

I feel attacked 💀

nathanduarte.bsky.social•5 days ago

why are you calling me out like that

sara-eggers.bsky.social•3 days ago

The commercials coming back helps. I can tune back in after the commercial break.

always4bangtan.bsky.social•3 days ago

Literally doing this right now..

always4bangtan.bsky.social•3 days ago

📌

shortsnsperrys.com•5 days ago

presidentpancakes.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh yeah.. Shogun

dragonjay.bsky.social•5 days ago

Not your faul if it isnt engaging enough to pull you away then its def not worth it

yerrmom.bsky.social•3 days ago

Me, right now: Reddit, BlueSky, YouTube, and Severance.

mongolife.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hey why you posting my obituary

pandavan79.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣Neurodiverse much? I have such a hard time watching anything with commercials now. I have the cheap Hulu plan but I DVR the shows to avoid wandering off to do/look at something else😉

pokhrajroy.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hahahaha

chrislongview.bsky.social•5 days ago

but did you also rewind 40 times and still ignore the part you rewinded for because something popped up on one of those apps?

thelippyfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

*looks around for the hidden camera*

chrislongview.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hulu is the worst because I have the student version so commercials and there is not a commercial break that ends up taking less than 5 minutes.

thelippyfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

And all of a sudden it's 2 hours later.

thejacko.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hahaha that part too!

chrislongview.bsky.social•5 days ago

I have to put my phone in another room for some shows or it will take me 9 hours to watch 1 episode and i still won't know what it was about.

thejacko.bsky.social•5 days ago

chrislongview.bsky.social•5 days ago

says the man who works out at 5am every day.

thejacko.bsky.social•5 days ago

Would my motivation to stave of anxiety and depression be considered discipline? If so, then yes. lol

jasunmark.bsky.social•5 days ago

Literally describes what I’m doing right now.

dmanduck1974.bsky.social•5 days ago

It's what I do every night.

jrhensley12.bsky.social•5 days ago

Me too!

mark-s-blevins.bsky.social•3 days ago

"my mother died doing what she loved: sleeping!"
-- #DavidLetterman

1t2ls.bsky.social•5 days ago

how do i escape this cruel cycle?

thejacko.bsky.social•5 days ago

My solution is to stop watching plot heavy tv shows lol

glendaaus.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m always rewinding things for this reason.

nelldorf.bsky.social•3 days ago

My obituary will just be a link to this post

peterfjackson.bsky.social•3 days ago

I feel seen.👀

lwwithpride.bsky.social•5 days ago

Haha. Very relatable.

urgeoverkill.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣

tumbledheroes.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ah…you’re watching Season 3 of White Lotus as well.

maljam.bsky.social•5 days ago

This we me last night lol

outrageous-jem.bsky.social•3 days ago

I finally made it through episode 1 tonight

deblooze.bsky.social•3 days ago

For old guys like me, there is a related skill that takes years to learn:

The ability to rewind a show you were “watching” to the exact minute at which you fell asleep…

…without revealing any spoilers or plot points as the scenes you slept through flash by in fast rewind.

🤤🥱😴