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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

This is bullshitβ€”of course the US could apply diplomatic pressure to have him returnedβ€”but if it is allowed to stand, the executive branch has the power to disappear people permanently without any sort of due process. That in turn will be the end of all other constitutionally guaranteed rights.

*sigh*

damn, I should have thought of that

UPDATE: The US Department of Education will move to cut off K-12 funding for Maine over Title IX policies on transgender athletes If it happens, it'd be the first time a school - let alone a state - loses all federal education funding since 1990 www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...

Illegal ideas.

Morning duckies! It was a bit chaotic because we're doing puppy training with all things poultry, and Sadie was very wiggly (not pictured) and Heidi (older dog) was being a PITA, but we have peas!

It's considered uncouth to say this but the entire impetus of the antivaxx movement is the idea that having an autistic child is worse than a dead child

MLB needs to fix its blackout policy. There's no good reason I should be allowed to watch the White Sox.

For anyone who missed the queasy feeling of watching the line on the Johns Hopkins COVID tracker trend up every five minutes, here's one for people disappeared by the Trump administration.

Dear Department P&T Committee, please find attached my petition for immediate promotion to full professor.

DANGEROUS, UNHINGED, BAD ORIGINAL TARIFFS: Mexico - 25% Canada - 25% China - 124% Vanuatu - 22% GOOD, SANE, RESPONSIBLE NEW TARIFFS: Mexico - 25% Canada - 25% China - 124% Vanuatu - 10%

Absolutely gutted to learn that the "Murderbot" that is trending is a TV show. It's that little tease of an asteroid all over again.

There was a whole "West Wing" plotline where they re-engineered the White House phone lines so that President Bartlet didn't accidentally call someone and then forget he'd done it. It never paid off. It was just scene-setting: this is how a competent WH would act. Trump's out there pranking guys.

Nah we'll just gene-splice a few Pomeranians together, basically the same thing

"Like Amazon, but with human beings."

My wife is out of town for a month. I mentioned this to some of my coworkers the other day. One and only one of them, not someone I know well at all, has reacted with concern bordering on alarm. So shout out to my one perceptive colleague who can see what's what, I guess is what I'm saying.

This is Tenney. She has a case of the zoomies. And also the agility of a running back. 13/10

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day

I'm not kidding that any Dem who wants to run in 2028 should get out ahead of this and loudly say if El Salvador puts American citizens in Trump's gulag we'll fucking invade.

Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

This is the literal destruction of knowledge. Mississippi libraries are being ordered to remove academic research on race and gender from library databases. mississippitoday.org/2025/04/08/m...

I want to be critical of the markets for assuming Trump is lying when he denies that he's going to blink on tariffs, but it'd be pretty hypocritical of me to start asking anyone to believe him now.

not now, monster brain worms

This is high art

It's like the old Wall Street saying, the White House can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

David Brooks, who holds no advance degrees but has nevertheless served as a visiting professor at both Duke and Yale -- solely on the basis of his conservative ideas -- thinks that universities are deeply unfair to conservative thinkers.

from "learn to code!" to "learn to put screws in iPhones!" in a few short years. really makes you think about Employable Skills