I would say that this seemingly idyllic small town had a dark secret except it’s all everyone ever talks about here, seriously shut the fuck up, I know, geez - ThreadSky

opinionhaver.bsky.social • 10 days ago

I would say that this seemingly idyllic small town had a dark secret except it’s all everyone ever talks about here, seriously shut the fuck up, I know, geez

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birdcommunism.bsky.social•10 days ago

that guy who makes the moonshine? crawling with venereal diseases.

lukebro92.bsky.social•10 days ago

And that secret is? Their seafood isn't all that good...

dalassa.bsky.social•10 days ago

I heard this in podcast voice 🫠

sifu.tweety.fish•10 days ago

this town, which seemed like it had a dark secret poisoning its heart, was actually a fairly straightforward idyll, extremely boring, kind of a miss.

fresnofred.bsky.social•10 days ago

Lady I just want you to take my order, stop telling me about how many of the town's founders were Satanist Klansmen descended from Old Ones who murdered their wives.

fresnofred.bsky.social•10 days ago

The creepy guy at the gas station's warning about the old Forrest house is really undercut by all the billboards advertising COME GET MURDERED AT THE OLD FORREST HOUSE on the way here.

fresnofred.bsky.social•10 days ago

GHOST ON HORSEBACK: elias carnegie......i have come for my revenge.........
GUY IN CAR: *blares horn* yeah yeah avenge your murdered tribe we've all heard it before charlie, get out of the road i'm late to a meeting

alwaysadorecats.bsky.social•10 days ago

Okay but if you’ve never heard the Borrasca story by Rebecca Klingel, you really should.

alwaysadorecats.bsky.social•10 days ago

(It’s a “this small town has a secret” story, but is both more horrifying and more engaging than your imagine)

alwaysadorecats.bsky.social•10 days ago

(If you’re reading it for the first time, you think it’s one kind of story and it gut-punches you with a different, far more terrible genre)

opinionhaver.bsky.social•10 days ago

“Ahh the old story…you’ve probably never heard of…” YES I have it was literally the first thing you ever told me

opinionhaver.bsky.social•10 days ago

“That symbol…you may not know what it means” I know about the symbols Carl, we have this conversation every time I bring my car in, you gonna change the oil for me or not

steve-in-manhattan.bsky.social•10 days ago

make sure he checks the old filter for metal - the connecting rod bearings go on those engines all the time.

fresnofred.bsky.social•10 days ago

Is there ANYONE in this town who isn't the sibling of a guy wearing a mask who murdered seven teenagers over the span of one night?????

snakeslefteye.bsky.social•10 days ago

God, I know Carl. He just doesn't let up with that shit.

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