Who's gonna tell Numbnuts about Pearl Harbor - ThreadSky

olbermann.bsky.social • 18 hours ago

Who's gonna tell Numbnuts about Pearl Harbor

Trump on the Russia-Ukraine war: "It doesn't have of an effect on us because we have a big beautiful ocean in between."

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Or the German U-boats, or 9/11, or modern sleeper cell agents, or Internet influence ops, or how reviving Russia from the brink gives Putin licence to not only finish off Ukraine, but expand into Estonia, or Poland, or Germany, or all of the above.

Then what?

sooty4472.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Use a street cleaning vehicle, follow him and sweep up the horse shit

oldfrank999.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Any shoool 101 is over his head

jaxson17.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Anybody gonna tell Trump that Russia is only 55 miles from Alaska.

lammetrack.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He is just clueless…

shazamdelstl.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He’d probably blame Pearl Harbor on the Hawaiians. Then he’d call them traitors because they don’t look American (i.e. white) and infer the Pearl Harbor was an inside job. Lastly, he’d offer to sell the islands to Japan…then offer to buy them back two years later by paying more than they paid.

djr24.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Who wants to tell him about Alaska?

dean1775.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Even “numbnuts” should realize that detecting enemy aircraft has improved massively since WWII—thanks to radar and satellites. But no, you still can’t just drive a tank over water. Physics still applies shit for brains

crmomma.bsky.social•3 hours ago

What make you think he’s gonna listen to any one other than himself? This asshat only loves the sound of his own voice!

martigo.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Or, you know, ORD to MOW, ffs

donbb56.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Was he in diapers during the Cold War?
We all learned about ICBMs... Inter Continental Ballistic Missiles

The clue is in the name... He's clueless

duannied.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He’ll ask if she’s pretty.

123simco.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He does like those blondes with orange painted faces.

joecgiles.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Fascist billionaires and 77 million Americans:

"Hey, I have an idea! Let's make a guy who couldn't get a job at Wendy's President!"

joecgiles.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Won't be beautiful after he gets done covering it with oil spills.

jhuber28.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He’s back to doing the accordion hands, code for “I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.”

justalittleworm.bsky.social•18 hours ago

“Numbnuts”. Perfect!!!

bodhiboo.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Or tell him about intercontinental missiles and really blow his mind.

scott-macshlibber.bsky.social•18 hours ago

1776 The British Navy land troops at long island
1778 The American Navy burns the port of Whitehaven in England
Pretty sure the ocean was there then, whether or not it beautiful I can't say

pistolpetecc.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Stable Genius = Idiot Savant

greahamguy.bsky.social•18 hours ago

No savant about it

xx-shyty-xx.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I mean, they are incredibly childish and they love stupid games. Maybe we're playing "the floor is lava" now.

jziolk.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Unfortunately he’d stop listening at Pearl. It was the biggest pearl, the best pearl ever. It was so great they called it a harbor pearl, later they changed it to a Pearl Harbor. Big guys, manly guys were coming up to me, tears in thier eyes….

drjoep.bsky.social•1 hour ago

So stupidly uninformed.

vl2024.bsky.social•18 hours ago

It is not going to end well for these people…

catman6.bsky.social•18 hours ago

....or ballistic missiles that can cross oceans in mere minutes

jae-bond-007.bsky.social•18 hours ago

THIS...

I was a latchkey Gen X we spent our entire childhood in fear, anxiety & worry that any moment could be NUCLEAR winter or our two countries would kill each other and destroy the entire planet!
Respite after USSR fell, slowly saw Russia as enemy, bigger untrustworthy threat! POTUS clueless!

catman6.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I was born in 1950 when we had duck and cover drills in school and the Russian nuclear threat was very real so don't tell me about nuclear terror

clutch131313.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Is this what we really want?
https://theonion.com/u-s-military-announces-plan-to-consolidate-all-wars-in-1824018300/?mc_cid=b2b0f7c2d1

blizzzard360.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Alaska is like 55 miles from Russia at it's closest point.

annmc22.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Well we should ask him what he learned about Pearl Harbor in that stupid military-like school his father sent him to grow some b***s and a spine.

They make "big, beautiful" aircraft carriers and also "big, missiles" that can land in your front lawn

srmaryelephant.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Um, 9/11

lynneya67.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Maybe someone should point out the functions of the Air Force.

maticsteve.bsky.social•18 hours ago

"Who's gonna tell Numbnuts about Pearl Harbor"

Or 9/11

kellyapostol.bsky.social•18 hours ago

"she's not my type"

noventurenogain.bsky.social•16 hours ago

And 9-11

jelvisweinstein.bsky.social•18 hours ago

"Never heard of her"

csdavis9.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Touché

nerdbro3000.bsky.social•18 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣 Has he heard of ICBMs?? And submarines! 🙈

jumpytermite.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Your thoughts?? Scares the shit out of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC629l-wZBQ

maxmutant.bsky.social•18 hours ago

icbm missles cant fly over the ocean?

musk-family-ftms.bsky.social•18 hours ago

"KRAPNOV" giving it his all for the Russian Federation.

mojo5zero.bsky.social•18 hours ago

What an idiot. Such a narrow perspective. How can someone with so little vision be given any responsibility?

piraterum.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He saw it once but prefers Armageddon. Although he fell asleep during both.

tel509.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Stupid, stupid, man on so, so, many levels. It hurts my head. I don’t need to see or hear him every fuckin’ day. He’s a performer, not a leader.

quizzical24.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Sometimes I wonder if Trump even understands that the US has allies.

jae-bond-007.bsky.social•18 hours ago

HAD allies..now thanks to Dementia J--past tense!

He's too fucking stupid to live, but sure, let's watch while he drives the entire economy, 250 yrs democracy and a country of 330+ million OTHER PEOPLE
RIGHT INTO THE ABYSS!

cacarroll.bsky.social•17 hours ago

patmanbnl.bsky.social•18 hours ago

or 9/11

londonrose.bsky.social•18 hours ago

kswisher.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Oh…what the hell…👋

themalcolmking.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Not to mention the c. 50kms from Alaska to Russia. Suspect he might not know the earth's a sphere and not flat.

jae-bond-007.bsky.social•18 hours ago

We should explain to him (ha ha, 😅 IKR?!)
That No man is an island unto himself; but he could try to disappear --maybe pass himself off as a giant 💩STAIN on golf course.

justmelodie.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I’ll have a moment of acceptance — acceptance that yes, this stupid POS is actually president — but then the next moment he will say or do stupid crap like this and the insanity of it just hits me all over again.