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I'm just not traveling in the right social media info circles. I just heard about this now-ish #ElongMusk

Five things I did last week. 1. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant. 2. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant. 3. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant. 4. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant. 5. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant. *Please ask Grimes about this.

And now we have begun that brief fleeting overlap of hockey and baseball - just four months

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

Give me a break, Homan. You're bringing Grecian Formula with you

No, I have full confidence that Trump's Whore Kash Patel isn't an idiot, why do you ask?

Soto HR first spring training at bat as a Met

Another Rothko sunrise in NYC

Who's gonna tell Numbnuts about Pearl Harbor

apnews.com/article/ap-l...

NEW: It was supposed to be a triumphant return to Capitol Hill for Jan. 6ers vowing to sue the Justice Department. It ended with Enrique Tarrio's arrest for suspected simple assault. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

Fresh off appearing on Newsmax this morning, Politico's White House bureau chief is hosting an event at CPAC 🤔

Dear @politico.com your ethics have gradually eroded but this is utterly untenable Your White House "Bureau Chief" Dasha Burns cannot be MC'ing an event at the CPAC Fascist Fest. Cannot. Disqualifying. She's done. You're done. Apologize and atone (H/t @atrupar.com)

In case you mistakenly thought Trump ever heard of "right and wrong"...

Oops. Bye Eric

Important new in Eric Adams case. Judge Ho does the right thing. "To assist with its decision-making via an adversarial process, the Court exercises its inherent authority to appoint Paul Clement of Clement & Murphy PLLC as amicus curiae to present arguments on the Government's Motion to Dismiss."

A) he'll have to leave the House B) otoh there are at least 7 possible spots for him in the dictator's administration

Ma'am this is a pet cemetery

BUU IS MISSING IN LONG ISLAND CITY. LAST SEEN: last seen at 2nd Street/Borden Avenue. He's 5 years old and chipped: 933041000029959. If you've seen or found him please call 800-252-7894 and PLEASE RT BUU!

Trump 0-2 #Eagles #Canada

51st that.

Well I had thought this tournament was a pointless interruption and instead it wound up bring a running ad for why hockey is THE sport, faster, more nerve-wracking, more heartfelt than The Other Leading Winter Sport 👏 #4nationsfaceoff

Thought so apnews.com/article/cana...

Singer of Canadian anthem at 4 Nations Face-Off deliberately changes "O Canada" lyric from "in all of us command" to "that only us command" to protest Trump’s 51st state remarks, publicist confirms to The AP: apnews.com/article/cana...

"Laaaaaadies and gentlemen, please welcome the Man Without A Country... Wayyyyyyyyyyne Gretzkyyyyyyy!"

Ketameen, Keta-mine, Keta-ours

There are many great candidates for dumbest Trump appointee - but don't sleep on Bondi

So after not really getting into CNN's remake of HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, I watched the S2 premiere last weekend (with Andy Richter and George Conway) and actually kind of loved it? But today I see they've invited this MAGA Republican on, and...yeah, no. www.nydailynews.com/2025/02/19/r...

25% of U.S. adults say the "Department" of Government Efficiency (DOGE) should be eliminated, the highest percentage for any department d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...

This idiot is the After and Hegseth is the Before? Is that the deal?

Breaking: Hochul won't remove Adams So, we'll need to remove them both in the primaries www.nytimes.com/2025/02/20/n...

Man oh man Stephen Miller better hope he's wrong with his "only two genders" bullshit because one thing he is not, is a man

Btw last time a Trumpist idiot discussed the NYC subways it was Gingrich insisting "those elitists who rode around in SUBWAYS!" Alina Blah-blah is really, really stupid

Tom Homan energy

SCARBOROUGH is still soft-pedaling Trumpism

WE NEED A NEW COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF: Trump posts we aren’t at risk in a European War because the Atlantic Ocean will protect us He doesn’t know Oceanic Defense was disproved in the ‘20s and at Pearl Harbor. We’re in danger GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST tinyurl.com/bdhmjb44

THIS DOG IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: Last seen at E 46th St and Rutland Rd, he's 18 pounds and chipped: 985113009807596. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT THIS DOG

WE NEED A NEW COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF: Trump posts we aren’t at risk in a European War because the Atlantic Ocean will protect us He doesn’t know Oceanic Defense was disproved in the ‘20s and at Pearl Harbor. We’re in danger GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST tinyurl.com/bdhmjb44

Wow, congratulations to NJ Gov. Phil Murphy for the biggest ratio in Bluesky history