“Aspic or Smuckers?” That is the punchline I had in my head when I woke up today. No set up. Frankly, none needed. - ThreadSky

bebeneuwirth.bsky.social • 24 days ago

“Aspic or Smuckers?” That is the punchline I had in my head when I woke up today. No set up. Frankly, none needed.

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bachlvrdwb.bsky.social•24 days ago

Also sounds like an old vaudeville duo: "Aspic and Smucker's who spread on first?"

saffronsfloof.bsky.social•23 days ago

I love a firmly-set gelatin-related pun.

stevedressler.bsky.social•24 days ago

“With a name like Aspic, it BETTER be good.”

goneunderground.bsky.social•24 days ago

Really????? MotherSmuckers!!!!!

craigdodge.bsky.social•24 days ago

I hadn’t heard of aspic before so I googled it and the first question under People Also Ask was “Are you supposed to eat aspic?”

Seems… telling

drdarkstar.bsky.social•24 days ago

It’s basically just chilled bone stock + whatever you want on the savory side.

Tomato aspic is made with tomato juice and it’s really tasty.

OR take the aspic and put it inside a dumpling and you got soup dumplings :)

funkym217.bsky.social•24 days ago

Hmm, I had a set up, but the name Rod Hull probably means nothing to you. Plus, it was based off of a caricature from a later date, which removed it further. Emu Farm!

pseudochaos.bsky.social•24 days ago

Aspic sounds like:
• a tool I don't want to know the meaning of
• something one may receive, solicited or unsolicited in their DMs
• a small device for strumming a guitar that is heart-shaped, and you strum with the bulbous end