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Happy Black History Month

swear to god if this were a movie script the studio would send notes back saying "tone it down, no one's gonna buy this"

What the fuck is wrong with Democrats

Go on, conservatives, tell me again how universities are “indoctrinating” young people into leftists.

"The opposition is the majority."

the most notable part about elon musks deranged appearence at CPAC was that even in front of sociopathic supporting crowd his “i am become meme” joke only got tepid, forced laughter. he can’t even come off as funny in front of those support him the most

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

A sitting congressman calling Elon Musk a dick is now considered a threat by the DOJ and are now starting a criminal investigation. This is the death of free speech in the United States.

Mitch McConnell announced his retirement after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.

“Republicans are trying to normalize plane crashes now like school shootings.” ~ @meiselasb.bsky.social

Imagine being this brain-poisoned about your God-given right to drive, so much so that a relatively nominal fee for doing so is seen as a tyranny that prevents you from driving.

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

ME: *deals cards* okay boys what’ll it be QUARTERBACK: i pass HOCKEY PLAYER: i check ROOFER: i raise TELEMARKETER: i call OPTOMETRIST: i see ORIGAMI ARTIST: i fold

Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

I think I’m within my right to say I’m glad I’m not a Teamster and Sean O’Brian is a scab that needs to fuck his own face.

Damnit how is @nytpitchbot.bsky.social supposed to compete?