swear to god if this were a movie script the studio would send notes back saying "tone it down, no one's gonna buy this"
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write a screenplay about it
nobody would buy it
it's all way too out there
you better keep quiet
As I've said, if The Americans was non-fiction and currently happening, Stan would not only be fired already, but Elizabeth and Philip would look at each other and say "Well - looks like we're done here."
Hey kids, when someone tells you that guilt by association is bullshit, tell them they're a liar trying to get you to not judge them by their associations.
Does the entire family have awful nicknames or what
We are going full on Soviet and this is NOT what the greatest generation fought for
Why the bloody hell not!
I can not even laugh mildly on the inside. What a joke!!!
And convince them that it’s not worth growing up or maturing
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