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boredmonkey.bsky.social
A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙
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Knock, knock, knocking on Satan's door. Knock, knock, knocking on Satan's door. Knock, knock, knocking on Satan's door.

These are made in the USA, right? 🤔

People not showing up was much worse than raining on his parade. They took a piss on it. Yeah, Trump that was rain. 🤣🤣🤣😁🤣🤣🤣

More people were at your local flea market than at Trump's parade. 🤣🤦‍♂️🤣

D'oh! 🤣🤣🤣

I bet Trump finds a way to grift off his parade. Maybe he will sell it on VHS tape, a coin or a stamp. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😱🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

This didn't age well.

June 14, 2025 #ObamaAppreciationDay

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This probably only applies to public schools. 🤦‍♂️

His real superpower is dancing in a boy band. 😜 It's a bird, It's a plane, no, it's Superboy. thedirect.com/article/dc-j...

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I wonder how many Ice agents and cops are Jan. 6th insurrectionists? I think you can tell many are by their cruelty.

D'oh!

My new pet hate team. 🖕

I'm guessing the first thing Elon Nazi Musk did with DOGE was get big balls to find Trump's dirty secrets, therefore having Trump's balls in his pocket.

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MAGA's Sacred Cow. 🤦‍♂️

@screamqueen514.bsky.social I guess the Trump administration's Trumpflation is even hitting slasher killers. Did your boyfriend get his wardrobe from the Goodwill? 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤦‍♂️