boredmonkey.bsky.social
A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙
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No Internet. We had to find ways to entertain ourselves. Btw, where you live do you see kids out riding bicycles? I hardly ever see kids out doing anything. 🤔🤦♂️🤷♂️
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Are you sure you didn't put Elmer's Glue on your foot and let it dry? 😜🤣🤦♂️😜
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I went to Twitter hell just to look. Trump is still there. I feel like Constantine.
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Yeah, he will show us he's not chicken by launching the Nukes. 😱
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I wonder if you're insured by FDIC? 🤣😜🤣
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The day it's Ted's birthday will be the day when you don't show up on my feed. 🤣🤷♂️🤣
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That's an angry hat. Let's hope for an angry wind. 😁😜🤣😁
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So is peace.
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Joe wants the Lord to make him taller. 😜😁😜
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Filet mignon for the poor served with Grandma's instant coffee.
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CNN wants people to buy it so Warner doesn't have to buy as many copies. They will bury them next to E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Atari video game, in a landfill. 🤔
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The new Filet mignon with Grandma's instant coffee. 🤦♂️
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Praise the Lord, pass the ammunition. 🤦♂️
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Why did that make me feel like a Roly-poly just crawled on hand? 🤔
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🎶Put on your red shoes and dance the blues🎶
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Bird is the word... Surfin' Bird. *dance moves* 🤷♂️
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This makes me feel old. Big bucks! 😜
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I bet your dog is upset too.
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The Flying House of ill Repute.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Are we making a swinging party list, too? 😁
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I think he's smuggling in diamonds. Maybe we should bypass the X-ray and just cut him open. 🤔🤣🤔
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I couldn't find the Dazed and Confused version.
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Well, I guess I didn't grow up. Many things I eat are just a Ketchup delivery device. 😝
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Trump said he had a big announcement. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Trump wants this to be our new Filet mignon.
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The Penguins gave in. 🤦♂️🤣🤦♂️
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Please boycott America. Next year, The FIFA World Cup has games in the U.S., Canada, and Mexico. I hope the games in the U.S. are empty. Did you hear what J.D. Vance said about foreigners coming here for the games?
www.thedailybeast.com/vance-has-a-...
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The Met 'Pretentious' Gala. 🤦♂️ It's some people's Halloween I suppose. 🤷♂️
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They see themselves in her like they see themselves in Trump. They are the opposite of Christ-like. 🤦♂️