Every ten minutes here is like:
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough
Comments
https://youtu.be/-S89lZ7H-lc?..
- Businesses remove the letters "d", "e", and "i" from their websites, just in case
- Homeland security runs out of room in gitmo and the jungle, so they dump people in the Gulf of "America"
Media literacy Thread: https://bsky.app/profile/idiokratie.bsky.social/post/3lg7dfrnufz22
Firing squads will be coming after queer people
Dogs now to be served as meat
Hard to imagine it could be worse.
They will scrub you.
Oooh - don’t those cure measles or something???….
Commercial hull scrubbers are somewhat less toxic.
...but make sure someone gets the Teslas out of the harbour basin afterwards.
- Trump to purchase flamethrowers for the Marines from Elon Musk
- Over-zealous ICE recruit fired for trying to deport Melania
Good times, good times 😞
- Genetically reengineered dinosaurs now populate multiple islands, are menacing Jeff Goldblum
- DOGE staffers now have access to the love poem I wrote Katie Greenfield in high school
- Taxes are waived for Trump voters this year
Sigh....
- Trump signs an EO clarifying that women are “females over 18”; those younger than 18 are now called “broodmares”.
THERE WERE NEVER SUCH THINGS AS EGGS.
YOU ARE NOW A 40% SURCHARGE.
IF YOU HAVE A NAME YOU MAY NOT VOTE.
IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A NAME YOU MUST VOTE FOR EGGS.
THE METAPHYSICAL CONCEPT OF VOTING IS NOW YOUR SENATOR.
YOUR SENATOR EATS SURCHARGES.
YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN.
My heart goes home to thee
(Sorry, just need to take the epist…)
OTHERWISE NO
REMAIN EGG-WISE BUT CHICKEN-FOOLISH.
ON A REASONABLE DAY I RARELY ACHIEVE "GIBBERING MESS" SO TODAY MUST BE SPECIAL.
VOUCHSAFE YOUR EGGS ONLY TO THE WORTHY.
🎵🎶😻🐕💕
We have to find things to laugh at. 🙏
A welcome break...
- 200 feds rehired after being fired by mistake
Me: sci fi writers for the last 100 years...
- Republican approval ratings reach record highs
- An order from an 82-year-old judge stopped the debt increase
- A second order from a 41-year-old judge made the debt increase worse
- Musk has moved to the attic and is snorting Tomcat bait traps
- One of the planes was a flock of geese
- Two more actual planes crashed
Then we can hit him in the face with a shovel.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gish_gallop