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herne.bsky.social
Ranting Canadian, Print Designer & Production Curmudgeon, and Occasional Smartass. Mostly here for the dog, cat, and baby goat pics… Opinions are my own.
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Oh man! I just lost like 800 steps on my fitness app because I forgot to take my phone with me when I took the garbage out! hashtag FirstWorldProblems

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Amusing. I blocked one of Doug Ford's propaganda bots from sending me texts on my phone and another one has popped up using a different phone number… Dougie is going to run out of numbers before I run out of blocks.

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Cybertrucks should come with a free roll of duct tape…

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Random thought; Would the US still need so much steel from Canada if they just stopped making weapons and machines of war? Imagine that a lot of people would be unemployed if the US just stopped making weapons of mass destruction…

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It’s Saturday! Perfect day to read a thing now and make a note for Tuesday: Buy COYOTE RUN by @lilithsaintcrow.com and move it to the top of the TBR pile! It’ll be out in print, ebook, and audio! Heck, you can just preorder now and then cross that item off your list. LOOKIT HOW EFFICIENT YOU ARE

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

If someone could invent a sheet that didn't get all wadded and tangled up in the washing machine, that would be pretty cool… hashtag LaundryDayThoughts

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Is it time to invest in torches and pitchforks yet?

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Most amusing response to today's earthquake; "Canada is physically trying to move away from the USA!" *snort*

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Note to past self re: earthquake Probably a Very Good Idea that you added straps to the bookshelves here.

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So I just experienced my first BC earthquake… Short jolt, I thought my upstairs neighbour dropped something big. Apparently it was a 4.7 centered about 27 kms from here. No damage, just weird. Earthquakes here usually happen out in the ocean past Vancouver Island…

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New scam… Text message from a number I do not know that says, "Can I call you back later?" as if you called them and they couldn't answer…

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Someone has been trying to break into my Twitter account… So I guess I've been doing something right…

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Tomorrow Donny will be on American news saying that the hockey game was fixed…

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Client's server forces everyone to change their password every 90 days… My new password is; YourPasswordPolicyI$FuckingStupid! And that passes their password rules.

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Just saw a post about "dot-AI" file names and confused individuals assuming that meant "artificial intelligence" files… My dudes, those of us in the Graphic Arts industry have been regularly using "dot-AI" files or "Adobe Illustrator" files since 1989. Maybe educate yourselves or something?

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