i hope he slips and
falls in the shower and then
hits his head and dies
#haiku
falls in the shower and then
hits his head and dies
#haiku
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May he have the best event
Cardiac event
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#FDT
The thought remains the same though. Here's another one...
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Why won't he just die
Die die die die die die die
Drop dead already
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🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Imagine the ticket sales!
Movie stars weaping
He should suffer a long time
And then we cheer
Stick him in Guantanamo
I'll pour you some tea
So I can watch it.
Over
&
Over
&
Over
& Over again
😎
Thank you
locked in syndrome and very
very long sad life.
Whooshing swirling cannot move
Can’t speak, just a blob
as a cockroach and be squished
til the end of time
of us KNOW who "He" is.
I will not mourn him one bit
Zero zip nada
My cartwheel is not perfect
But it's from the heart
A sigh of heartfelt relief
At his departure
A big breakfast then a walk
Listen to the birds!
From state sponsored bigots
And hateful leaders
I will bring to his cold grave
And pour it on him
Only the best, the yugest!
Small batch foot fungus
share the bond of Holy Matrimony,
In a World gone Mad,
We would be so glad.
Parsnips
His Heart Is Gonna Explode
From All The Burgers
Make up his left atrium
To pump special sauce
With no time for fuckery.
I’ll piss on his grave.
Quan Yin looked up, zipped his fly
Then he saw the line
Would be too clean an exit.
Septic-tank drowning.
Like a nesting Russian doll
Both are full of shit
As long as we're fantasizing.
Safely at a podium
Or they will blame Joe
His strong right hand slides away
Face hits microphone
a leg, lose an eye. Then he
Will be DEI
The President has a massive stroke & is comatose. An actor who looks just like the President is installed in his place, but the actor is a kind person and he helps the country. I hope that happens for us.
Put him in the toilet please
I will flush goodbye
Laughing and singing all day!
With plungers held high!
Do golden showers in Moscow count?
Shower is a metaphor
How 'bout the pool deck?
Run over by own golf cart
Fore? No, it's a 10!
Big Guy looks up at the clouds
Zeus, with bolt in hand...⚡
And we all rejoice with glee
Karma, retire thee
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"Hey! Destiny! Is it time?!"
Destiny nods, smiles
A stroke would do just as well
Still incompetent
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Stroke, asteroid, cow stampede
Something I can watch
That us why he smells like shit
Please hurry and fall soon
We can only hope and wish
Will stick in his throat
Hamburglar Haiku
A ground beef waterboarding
Or drowned in ketchup 🤷♂️
the VOLCANO
Which he thought
was cold and still