BREAKING: Bashar Al-Assad and his family have fled to Moscow. Russia has granted him asylum. "Assad and his family members arrived in Moscow. Russia, based on humanitarian considerations, granted them asylum," a source confirmed to TASS. - ThreadSky

noelreports.com • 85 days ago

BREAKING: Bashar Al-Assad and his family have fled to Moscow. Russia has granted him asylum.

"Assad and his family members arrived in Moscow. Russia, based on humanitarian considerations, granted them asylum," a source confirmed to TASS.

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undercoverpirate.bsky.social•85 days ago

Quoting TASS??? Noel what is this??? 🤣

blinzka.bsky.social•85 days ago

gundel.nafofellas.com•85 days ago

Yey, live into rubble.. äh.. with ruble! 🤣

callum99.bsky.social•85 days ago

Putin to Assad: “Now for some tea Basher”

kallelievejarvi.bsky.social•85 days ago

This is as humanitarian as Russia can get 👍

ladoga.bsky.social•85 days ago

Kind spirits

citizensnippy.bsky.social•85 days ago

Assad: "Thanks for letting us stay during these troubled times, dear Vladimir Vladimirovich! So, are there any dictator jobs available in Russia at present?"

Putin: "Let us discuss this further over tea, Bashar. Come here, by the window..."

arpixa.bsky.social•85 days ago

It will not remain much in Russia. The Syrians will ask for extradition in exchange for the many Russian soldiers and officials who have been and who will be captured.

gmarie55.bsky.social•85 days ago

Hope so.

mikko-puhakka.bsky.social•85 days ago

He needed a ride, not ammo.

carpathiannomad.bsky.social•85 days ago

I am shocked. Russia, of all places!

rockstorephotos.bsky.social•85 days ago

He will be assigned to Kursk. More canon fodder!

jjakub.bsky.social•85 days ago

Bashar doesn't know yet that he will end up in Ukraine, Vova desperatelly needs recruits

mortymanitou.bsky.social•84 days ago

He had time to pack is skinny suit....

jjk73.bsky.social•85 days ago

On Monday they will be sent to the front

stuadel.bsky.social•85 days ago

Good news Assad can still be a character witness at Tulsi Gabbard nominating hearing!!! Sick

mfiq45pos.bsky.social•85 days ago

goodnotbad.run.place•85 days ago

normal people:
ashes to ashes,
dust to dust

dictators: shit to shit

owenlaw76.bsky.social•84 days ago

He’s dead - as soon as he can’t offer them anything, he will be killed and his family too. Car accident?

beach77650.bsky.social•84 days ago

I wonder how much gold he took with him.

dan-ryan.bsky.social•84 days ago

They both look so happy to be together again.

zeros7.bsky.social•85 days ago

Citizen Bashar. A step closer to a meat assault or to the closer window.

pbpaul.bsky.social•85 days ago

Any guesses how long it will be before he "falls out of a window"?

rummie-3.bsky.social•85 days ago

wimgutte.bsky.social•85 days ago

Weer een
Soldaatje om naar het front te sturen…..

dannyaltman.bsky.social•85 days ago

A little humor there. Since when does Russia make decisions for humanitarian reasons?

johncronje.bsky.social•85 days ago

My thoughts as well

valerietiyi.bsky.social•85 days ago

but, ... but where will Vlad take refuge when his turn comes, if all his dictator friends come into his fold?

bobbyjohn.bsky.social•85 days ago

He's pretty tall to be a recruit for the Russian war on Ukraine. He'll have to learn to duck.

teamevozilla.bsky.social•85 days ago

They could send him as surgeon to the front. It could be that he likes his new assignment:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashar_al-Assad#Medical_career_and_rise_to_power

sherm808.bsky.social•85 days ago

He will never leave muscovia. His bones will become powder for some random parking lot.

anthonysus.bsky.social•85 days ago

Putin having the al Assad's over for dinner and drinks tn

klosters.bsky.social•85 days ago

Putin gather a bunch of losers around him. Maybe Xi can pay them a visit ?

mediumyan.bsky.social•85 days ago

Welcome you loser, says Vlad. You’re next, thinks Bash…

andyellowfields.bsky.social•85 days ago

They're going to die slowly, of boredom. And paranoia.

needmoresleep19.bsky.social•85 days ago

How much is Putin charging Assad for asylum?
And when the money runs out.....avoid windows in Moscow.

rofe.bsky.social•85 days ago

Russia is the refuge for dictators, pedos and other criminals.

fischkoppnorth.bsky.social•85 days ago

@russland-analyse.bsky.social 😅

marshk.bsky.social•85 days ago

He’ll be welcome as long as the money he will have taken with him doesn’t run out. Unless of course Vlad doesn’t want to add it to his other stolen billions