**Based on actual events.
Reposted from
McSweeney's
JIGSAW: It’s your turn, Sarah. We need an S-hobby—
SARAH: (sobbing) Please, just let me die.
(The doors open. A homemade ventriloquist puppet tricycles into the room.)
JIGSAW: This is Billy. Billy likes brewing beer.
SARAH: (sobbing) Please, just let me die.
(The doors open. A homemade ventriloquist puppet tricycles into the room.)
JIGSAW: This is Billy. Billy likes brewing beer.
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