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lukeoneil47.bsky.social • 28 days ago

We used to be a real country

Couple years ago half the football ads were crypto trash now it’s ai trash (and gambling apps) could we just go back to big titty beer commercials

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eyesontheright.bsky.social•28 days ago

salsa-wits.bsky.social•28 days ago

We all cheered for Go Daddy but no one planned for a future where Daddy actually left and took all the big bazoombas with him

ceeks.bsky.social•28 days ago

bring back spokesdogs

aaronblackshear.bsky.social•28 days ago

I need Rodney Dangerfield and Spuds Mackenzie

kylengh.bsky.social•28 days ago

I can't remember any superbowl ads from the last 2 decades but I'll never forget cowboys singing "Adios Amigo" to their beers as they head to the bathroom.

timmy2legs.bsky.social•28 days ago

... and twiins!

wastingtimewbravo.bsky.social•28 days ago

I mean, were we? Might depend on who u ask…

pensivepelican.bsky.social•28 days ago

I had to update the misleading alt text on this gif

rickormortus.bsky.social•27 days ago

I read that as bears not beers. So now I shall use AI to create a large breasted bear hawking crypto

edb87.bsky.social•28 days ago

Back in my day we had talking frogs!

crystalpepsi.bsky.social•28 days ago

The Schmitt’s Gay bit probably wouldn’t even make sense to Gen Z

404evr.com•28 days ago

imagine watching ads 🤣

nafer.bsky.social•28 days ago

AND TWINS

serisothikos.bsky.social•28 days ago

god dammit i was 11 seconds too slow because i was framing the joke what the fuck is wrong with me i'm off my game

nafer.bsky.social•28 days ago

no time to think just fire the skeets

serisothikos.bsky.social•28 days ago

this is like a mound visit

glorioustyping.bsky.social•28 days ago

Tearfully, “I must be in the front row”

spectralevidence.bsky.social•28 days ago

If I can’t root for the anthropomorphized bottles of Bud Heavy to whup the anthropomorphized bottles of Bud Light’s ass then why tf am Ieven watching?!

serisothikos.bsky.social•28 days ago

who knew we'd pine for the days of And Twins

lukeoneil47.bsky.social•28 days ago

At least beer and titties do what they say on the can (get you drunk/horny) unlike all these other made "steal your money" machines.

ninegod.bsky.social•28 days ago

Gonna get nostalgic for the Dilly Dilly days, which were legitimately the worst fucking shit

erocy.world•28 days ago

and TWINS

squirrelgurlresist.bsky.social•28 days ago

Frank Zappa wrote a great song, Titties and Beer. Check it out. 😉

bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social•28 days ago

respectfully, no they don't, the beer commercials make it seem like I'm going to have a fun time surrounded by beautiful women when I'm really going to sit silently and watch the commanders not tackle saquon

momojes.bsky.social•28 days ago

plus boil the ocean

misterjustin.bsky.social•28 days ago

Ah, but that requires a product! Gambling just requires a credit card and the house always wins. Much easier...

lukeoneil47.bsky.social•28 days ago

*fake

delbertgseasons.bsky.social•28 days ago

I’d say they’re real steal your money machines

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