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bakoon.bsky.social • 1 day ago

i heard your mom hit a pokemon with her car

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autonamed.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hooked it on the bumper and dragged it all the way to the Shell station

freecialis.bsky.social•1 day ago

yeah it was pretty loud

kevyn9.bsky.social•1 day ago

it’s super effective

cassprophetsee.bsky.social•1 day ago

It used to know a lot more words than its name. Now...

dumbjosh.bsky.social•1 day ago

In her defense, she was drunk

boboispost.ing•1 day ago

The Pokémon Center had to euthanize him 😔

itsnate.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, she ran over Yerfaceachu.

okguyadam.bsky.social•1 day ago

it was a mr mime, he was trying to warn her about an invisible wall that she blew right through

cwashington.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, Snorlax with her Honda Jazz.

vaelyos.bsky.social•1 day ago

I knew she had certain sympathies for the digimon cause but I didn't think she'd ever go that far

bakoon.bsky.social•1 day ago

audible gasps in the theater during a showing of the altman film "poke-shortcuts" when lily tomlin hits a pokemon trainer with her car

isplotchy.com•1 day ago

Is Tom Waits a Pokémon in this movie

vampirerobots.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lohan is on team rocket but keeps doing cocaine…

romanticslob.bsky.social•1 day ago

THE GUY WAS RUNNING! IN THE STREET! You take that, you add the fog, you add the-the-the lamps, you add the angle... WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING RUNNING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AT MIDNIGHT, HUH?! YOU ANSWER ME THAT--

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