They don’t wear badges. They don’t answer questions. The last thing you see before the blindfold comes down is the dull reflection of your own face in the car window, disappearing into the dark.
Columnist Herb Caen remarked years ago about the similarity between Michael Jackson and the SF Giants, in that they both wore a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.
A bigger glove, training on how to cover first base, training on how a shortstop should field third base, learning what a bunt is, catchers interference are…all that while burning out their ace starter (permanently?)
Oh hahahaha that team is so bad at catching they need a giant mitt to catch the ball haahahaha that's so clever. Such cutting comedy, so on point for the Babylon Bee. Pls don't elevate these lame, at-best-mid writers of that dull and uninspired rag.
Funny — Not. Not for nothing, the torpedo bats as they are called are also used by the Cubs, Marlons, and Orioles and others both in the American and National Leagues. Not just the Yankees. They are not “cheating” — for that you need Garbage Cans and Buzzers. Am I right, Astro fans?
Wouldn't doubt the Yankees put a uniform on one of those Boston Dynamics robots and put it in the game and get away with it because the rules probably don't state that the player has to actually be human.
I just watched the Apple TV documentary on the series. You actually start seeing the errors in game one. Bad angles on the ball leading to triples, infielders unable to do big league plays.
The Yankees need to spend more time on fundamentals and less on bat flips.
This bleeds-Dodger-blue fan willingly admits that it wasn’t
so much that my beloved boys in blue won the WS, as much as that the Yankees gave it away! And yet, anytime we beat those guys, I’m happy. (Do you know how much it cost to go to the Dodgers-Yankees game in LA this year? Don’t ask!)
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That is gonna leave a mark on your permanent record!
Well I guess if having the payroll they do, no reason not to lean all the way in to cheating. Bums
The Yankees need to spend more time on fundamentals and less on bat flips.
so much that my beloved boys in blue won the WS, as much as that the Yankees gave it away! And yet, anytime we beat those guys, I’m happy. (Do you know how much it cost to go to the Dodgers-Yankees game in LA this year? Don’t ask!)
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#goPhillies