"Thank you for calling Weyland-Yutani. Your call is important to us. Your current wait time is SEVENTY-EIGHT years. Remember, you traveled 39 light years in cryo-sleep and radio signals cannot exceed light speed. Our representatives look forward to assisting you in ONE human lifespan."
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Th-the girl f-FUCK-fr-from Ipanema go--"
Operator: "Hello, how may I help?"
Me: "The eggs have ripened!"