opossums imply the existence of apossums, epossums, ipossums, upossoms and sometimes ypossums - ThreadSky

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nora.zone • 36 days ago

opossums imply the existence of apossums, epossums, ipossums, upossoms and sometimes ypossums

opossum is an elided form of o'possum, short for "of the possum"

ipossums are made by Apple.

You’ve really got to keep up with the updates on the iPossums or they’ll get glitchy

You've heard of Gorrila Glue; Now, there's Epossum Epoxy.

*squints* Ypossum is the past tense of possum in Middle English?

From the Old English (ge)possumian, presumably?

Yep.

I'm finding the inflected infinitive " to possumienne" far too pleasing

Ypsilanti Ypossums would be a dope AAA baseball team

new pokemon drop today

Opossums simply the existence of ossums eh?

I prefer to think they are the apotheosis of the Ottawan classic: D-possum.
I-possum.
S-possum.
C-possum.
O-possum.

Boo! That feels like a bisexual pun! :D

I read this to my partner and she said "You are always a 'why' possum" which, I mean, yes I am, but still.

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