Nothing makes me discount someone's opinion more than when they tell me what 'REAL GAMERS' think. My Enby in Baphomet, we're talking about playing games. Everyone doing that is a real gamer. You need more to your identity than that. - ThreadSky

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menagerie.show • 1 day ago

Nothing makes me discount someone's opinion more than when they tell me what 'REAL GAMERS' think.

My Enby in Baphomet, we're talking about playing games. Everyone doing that is a real gamer. You need more to your identity than that.

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shadowprincevt.bsky.social•1 day ago

I was nodding along and then nearly spit out my drink when I got to "my enby in baphomet" lmao. You're not wrong, but I still lost it while reading.

leshii.bsky.social•1 day ago

REAL GAMERS boil their spaghetti in GAMER FUEL and eat it ONE NOODLE AT A TIME

menagerie.show•1 day ago

Wouldn't that use up gaming time?

After getting my poop sock set up I'm not eating my GAMING time eating like that! REAL GAMERS just put it all in a blender and drink it. Steak, pizza, chicken nuggets and choco milk? All in the blender together! Enough for a week! MAXIMUM GAMING!!

shadowprincevt.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's how we know you aren't a real gamer. I eat a 1 gram pellet of uranium to get all of the calories I could need for the week. That's real time optimization.

menagerie.show•1 day ago

Uranium could sterilize my HOLY GAMER SPERM! It would be a sin to deny the imaginary waifus of the future the joy of carrying my GENETICALLY CHAD offspring!

thefluffydino.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh yeah, I second this. No such thing as a real "real" gamer.

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