DUI $12,000 Funeral $15,000 Uber $20 Be smart tonight ! - ThreadSky

kim4thebabies.bsky.social • 127 days ago

DUI
$12,000

Funeral
$15,000

Uber
$20

Be smart tonight !

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cogbarn.bsky.social•127 days ago

Public transport if you’re in San Francisco: $0

lordkhyron.bsky.social•127 days ago

Well, I don’t have to pay for my funeral. 🏴‍☠️

dsharpless.bsky.social•127 days ago

ukblueman.bsky.social•125 days ago

Be smart every day or night! Just saying!

lancegoober.bsky.social•127 days ago

I should post a 'green burial' site here.

unimusic99.bsky.social•127 days ago

Lyft was $110 to come home on a trip that took $30 at the start, but well worth it.

chelchell.bsky.social•126 days ago

Mine was $15 start and $50 end

finnhakarl.bsky.social•126 days ago

Save money on funerary costs by hiring an uber driver instead of a hearse.

fenris23.bsky.social•127 days ago

I'm staying home watching movies for free.

westernark.bsky.social•126 days ago

cacti222.bsky.social•127 days ago

More like a $100+ tonight but still

authoridad.bsky.social•127 days ago

Please tip your drivers! We don’t make as much as you think.

ohpoop.bsky.social•127 days ago

20% always. Even to the moron who got down from a 5.00 to 4.99 rating

thebuckster.bsky.social•127 days ago

Lyft not uber. Uber stiffs the drivers

queenotstonedage.bsky.social•127 days ago

I'm the designated driver 🥰

radicalempath90.bsky.social•127 days ago

Semi-related: in my will, I’m gonna tell my kids to just have me incinerated and my ashes sprinkled over the ocean or some shit. I refuse to make them pay for a gd funeral service + casket + burial site. Fuck that noise.

chelchell.bsky.social•126 days ago

I read that as incarcerated and I was thinking “Oh good idea. Don’t have to pay for a nursing home and get better healthcare” but I agree with incinerate also

radicalempath90.bsky.social•126 days ago

Incarcerated works, too (sadly)!
Heck, those of us who don’t willfully fall in line for the upcoming dictator will likely be imprisoned anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

kim4thebabies.bsky.social•127 days ago

Same

tc0320.bsky.social•127 days ago

Or use an Uber for your funeral....

judithanne.bsky.social•127 days ago

Well said

ohpoop.bsky.social•127 days ago

I dont think you can put a price tag on the loss of life part

andeeharry1.bsky.social•127 days ago

so true

socinvestigator.bsky.social•127 days ago

Better yet, forego Uber (a company spending $1million & its CEO spending another $1million on The Felon's inauguration) & take an actual taxi.

Gets you home safely & ethically too.

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