Trump’s personal lawyer as U.S. Attorney for the District of New Jersey. Perfect. - ThreadSky

minerva1.bsky.social•7 days ago

Offering the current AUSA an ambassadorship also seems crazy.

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petrarca.bsky.social•8 days ago

Haha, pull his liquor license! See how that goes for him.

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clio.bsky.social•8 days ago

Man, remember when if a President said hello to the head of DOJ was a national scandal?

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dbpublisher.bsky.social•8 days ago

Giardano must have said something or refused to do something, so off to Namibia with him!

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279732.bsky.social•8 days ago

Hey maybe she can help him get back into the casino business in Atlantic City, because that's totally a normal thing a US president should be able to do.

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centristsisyphus.bsky.social•8 days ago

Trump didn’t write this — note the correct spelling of “Nambia.”

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mccons.bsky.social•8 days ago

How did it become ok for official press releases and communications from the White House to be published on a private social media site owned by the president?

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kristinemarie67.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yes!!!!

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rthonpm.bsky.social•8 days ago

You seem to be under the misapprehension that ethics, laws, or decency mean anything to this regime. It's all just a big show to them.

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doopyd.bsky.social•7 days ago

Thank you! Been saying this forever.
Most MAGA I know are not on Twitter, Truth Social, or Bluesky.
They have FB, but I assume these important proclamations get lost between knowing what your friend's dog ate for dinner, reels of Indian street food, and ads for Candy Crush.

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fnuxibit.bsky.social•7 days ago

Well she does have experience with parking lots…

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thewilliamgeorge.bsky.social•8 days ago

No ambulance will go unchased.

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goldenzgirl.bsky.social•8 days ago

What, as they say, could go wrong …

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hesocrazy.bsky.social•7 days ago

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heffbombs.bsky.social•8 days ago

She’ll be greaaaaa- (vomits into trash can)

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poppins1.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yeah no conflict there - this regime wrote the book on weaponization and politicizing of the justice department! The republicans are doing this!

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billmccormickpm.bsky.social•8 days ago

Holy crap they shoved poor ole Joe off to a shit ambassadorship to make room for hubba hubba. ( i dont think she is but if the name works you gotta use it )

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image3studio.bsky.social•7 days ago

Another toy surprise out of the Cracker Jack box.

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obscurem.bsky.social•8 days ago

Good news is she's so incompetent and this is where the Kalil case will be tried.

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zacherle.bsky.social•8 days ago

I think it’s bad. She’ll do whatever they tell her to do.

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kwm1978.bsky.social•8 days ago

LMAO, Habba got her law degree from TEMU U.

Such an unqualified, asshole.

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donmckennan.bsky.social•8 days ago

Could this have something to do with Mahmoud Khalil?

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wayofthelotus.bsky.social•8 days ago

🎯

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pj1304.bsky.social•7 days ago

Well, they have parking lots in Jersey.

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david270nz.bsky.social•7 days ago

Keeping those BJ lips nice and handy to the golf course?

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mark-frankel.bsky.social•7 days ago

This should be interesting to watch. Habba is to the law what Hesgeth is to OPSEC.

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dw54.bsky.social•8 days ago

“Everything’s legal in New Jersey”

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troopek.bsky.social•8 days ago

Leading the way on parking garage litigation for the US of A.

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ellenahzulu.bsky.social•7 days ago

Namibia? Do you know what that's about?

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internetgeorge.bsky.social•7 days ago

so who does he plan on going after? Patty Shwartz? James Nobile? Big Oil? ACA hatchetmen?, the NRA, and the cops would all love to see it. Too bad Trumps own sister Maryanne Trump Barry who held office in the third district isn’t around to tell everyone the truth about him in plain language:

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internetgeorge.bsky.social•7 days ago

New Jersey and Trump go way back

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internetgeorge.bsky.social•7 days ago

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ryderofchaos.bsky.social•7 days ago

As one of his victims as well....... South Jersey would flay that man like a donor kebab the second he took a step back into Atlantic City

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markwest63.bsky.social•7 days ago

NJ cosa Nostra is probably dancing in the streets at this news.

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notkaspeck.bsky.social•8 days ago

“Everything is legal in New Jersey.”

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mattwhatsmyname.bsky.social•8 days ago

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dazy-parade.bsky.social•8 days ago

Are we about to see a big wave of resignations from this office?

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jamesmccormick.bsky.social•8 days ago

Hmmmm

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mariopro.bsky.social•8 days ago

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dropdea.bsky.social•8 days ago

This twit literally doesn't know the basic rules of evidence, as displayed in her losing defamation case loss.

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thepharmabrewer.bsky.social•8 days ago

The correct question is: what was/is happening at Bedminster that he wants to make sure no one looks at?

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wasserl.bsky.social•7 days ago

Ivana's grave?

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thepharmabrewer.bsky.social•7 days ago

I’d assume bigger. Crime that can’t be done out of the White House. A guess might be delivering state secrets to a foreign country.

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anaverageamerican.bsky.social•8 days ago

Unfortunately, good news for New Jersey's criminals....

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leighton-evans.bsky.social•8 days ago

Won every major case she’s led 😂😂😂😂🤠🤠🤠🤠🤡🤡🤡

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richo98119.bsky.social•8 days ago

What did poor Giordano do to get sent so far away?

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richfoxexists.bsky.social•8 days ago

Barely Legal Melania gets a new ring.

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n83z01qbui.bsky.social•8 days ago

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blue44wp.bsky.social•7 days ago

She screwed up everything that she did! 😂

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parastoozahedi.bsky.social•7 days ago

And as such she is perfect for the position!

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ericlackner.bsky.social•7 days ago

Well, on the positive side, she's a really bad lawyer, so not really sure how much damage she can legally do.

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dquix08.bsky.social•8 days ago

I’m sure she’ll be going into the office every day in Newark under the return to work policy.

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carthaged.bsky.social•8 days ago

You can tell they had to bust out an atlas to find something for the interim

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sonofherby.bsky.social•8 days ago

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adownie.bsky.social•8 days ago

Has she ever actually won a case?

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destcygnusx1.bsky.social•8 days ago

He probably thinks that Esq. stands for Esqort.

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richardny.bsky.social•7 days ago

Namibia this time of year is beautiful. Go John.

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meanwhilebeats.bsky.social•8 days ago

The most terrifying scare quotes I've ever seen...

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runrunchase.bsky.social•8 days ago

Oh, we are going to run amok here in NJ.

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hagen-patrick.bsky.social•8 days ago

They're not sending their best.

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sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•8 days ago

Awesome! Clusterfuck incoming!

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caroleboren-2.bsky.social•7 days ago

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cynthf.bsky.social•8 days ago

Feel sorry for New Jersey

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wasserl.bsky.social•7 days ago

What a consolation prize, Ambassador to Namibia? Unless, this guy is an avid big game hunter ...

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mooseandsquirrel.bsky.social•7 days ago

She’ll probably lose a lot of money for New Jersey now…

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jadannanwosu.bsky.social•8 days ago

Didn’t say Nambia this time!

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sharkman1963.bsky.social•8 days ago

comedy gold

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baumer.bsky.social•8 days ago

The one who managed to earn $1 million in sanctions for filing frivolous lawsuits?

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mhaberman00.bsky.social•8 days ago

Guess it’s time to move.

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ryderofchaos.bsky.social•7 days ago

She's from my state? Goddamnit we really need to start wacking people off again. Biggest embarrassment since The Jersey Shore

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slickflood.bsky.social•7 days ago

Oh FFS! Not NJ!!!!

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desertjason.bsky.social•7 days ago

"It is with great pleasure that I announce the interim U.S. Attorney for New Mexico!"

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pluffgator.bsky.social•8 days ago

Praise be, the parking lots are saved

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yogasanity.bsky.social•8 days ago

He can’t find real lawyers so he looks to his hacks.

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olympic52.bsky.social•8 days ago

If it wasn't so sad, it would be laughable. Feel bad for NJ.

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briseb.bsky.social•8 days ago

Saul Goodman is a better chioce!

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batavicus.bsky.social•7 days ago

I swear Trump's "...will now be our interim U.S. attorney" sounds like the "royal we."

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codeoverburn.bsky.social•8 days ago

Giordano lasted a little more than 2 Scaramucci’s before getting shipped off to Namibia. https://www.justice.gov/usao-nj/pr/john-giordano-sworn-64th-us-attorney-district-new-jersey

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ellenahzulu.bsky.social•7 days ago

But why Namibia? Any good guesses?

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ellenahzulu.bsky.social•7 days ago

Namibia is adjacent to South Africa. Lots of big game hunting goes on there, apparently.

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betsy-cazden.bsky.social•8 days ago

Is "Interim" the same as "Acting" meaning "yet another person I'm appointing in a way that evades Senate scrutiny"?

This is another abusive pattern designed to eliminate checks and balances.

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