Don't tell weekday Bluesky this, but the reason they sell 12 hotdogs and 8 buns is that you have 4 hotdogs left to chop up and put in your Kraft Dinner.
I am still learning how to keep the macaroni from glying all over. Sometimes I follow the directions. Sometimes I am jumping off the counter with my Bowie knife screaming at the box.
It’s better now. They stopped colouring it with turmeric, I think. They tried taking annatto out, as part of the no artificial preservatives thing. It was bad for a couple years though.
The bastards shrank it again a couple months ago from 225 to 200 oz or whatever they measure it in. Shrinkflation. Changed the packaging and put it on sale after reducing the amount. So nice of them. I can’t even feed two small children small bowls from one box anymore.
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The water will eventually find a way in then the expanding macaroni will burst the box open from the inside.
Make the noodles do the work.
Problem solved.
FOUR ??!?!?
I will never eat it again!