"one click violence!" "Everything can be blown" "Personal wind!" "The refreshing hurricane" "In the name of the wind, it shows extraordinaryness!" I'm definitely getting one of these... - ThreadSky

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circuitbenders.co.uk • 9 days ago

"one click violence!"
"Everything can be blown"
"Personal wind!"
"The refreshing hurricane"
"In the name of the wind, it shows extraordinaryness!"

I'm definitely getting one of these...

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agenttrees.bsky.social•9 days ago

Similar vibes

glitched.org•9 days ago

"One click violence." A slogan for the modern age.

darkbaa.bsky.social•8 days ago

As the owner of a device similar to this, I can verify that one key violence is indeed violent, and addictive. The hurricane is too refreshing, yet more wind I want.

circuitbenders.co.uk•8 days ago

This is all good to hear. There was a video on the AliExpress listing and it demonstrated exactly the kind of violence I require in my personal wind. I can definitely see the very real potential for a dangerously escalating wind addiction though.

mortadella.live•9 days ago

I've known a few violent keyers in my time

circuitbenders.co.uk•9 days ago

But did they show extraordinaryness and/or shocking power?

tb8114.bsky.social•8 days ago

After many years of Poundland air duster cans, I got a USB C rechargeable one.

Disappointed, it does not blow up a storm or my socks off. I can puff harder.

May be time to investigate a combined sucker / blower one?

circuitbenders.co.uk•8 days ago

But did it actually lay any claim to supplying extraordinaryness in the name of the wind? If not then you've only got yourself to blame. You knew the risks.

tb8114.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yup, it just said it blows, and that was a fair summary.

I need more puff to get that dust out of my crevices.

circuitbenders.co.uk•8 days ago

An all too common situation that this device seems precisely designed to address, using "exquisite and delicate ultrasonic technology" no less.

lagowski.bsky.social•9 days ago

Could be the label on a bottle of laxatives 😳

circuitbenders.co.uk•9 days ago

"it can release shocking power..."

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