Disney classics will soon be rebooted as neither animation or live action, but a new thing "no one has wanted before." CEO Bob Iger: "you need to accept this."
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We're familiar with seeing and hearing these beloved Disney classics, and you can touch, taste and smell them all at our fantastic Disney theme parks, but here at Disney we've challenged our imagineers to go beyond the mundane senses that have been traditionally used to tell these classic stories
Have you ever propriocepted the tale of Cinderella before? Had the story conveyed to you through the understanding of position of your own body in space? What would that even mean? Our imagineers can't wait to find out and share it with you!
What if we injected your cell nuclei with magnetic nanoparticles and constructed the magic of Sleeping Beauty in the gradients and oscillations of the electromagnetic field? How would your brain even interpret that?
You'll experience all of the classics in a fundamentally new way, until we lock these advancements in the Disney Vault, to slumber until a more profitable time to awaken.
I like how he talks as if our money is a guarantee.
I mean, there will be idiots that buy anything disney acritically.
And there would usually be kids dragging mom and dad to the movies, but do little kids even like the movies anymore?
We are going to surgically attach AR goggles to peoples' faces. We're abducting people at random to do this. One day, you'll wake up in agony, but Daffy will tell you there's a bottle of painkillers in your pocket and to change the bandages once a day.
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I mean, there will be idiots that buy anything disney acritically.
And there would usually be kids dragging mom and dad to the movies, but do little kids even like the movies anymore?