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i heard theres even a worse gang than MS-13 now... its called MS-14

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my dear, you shall dine on the finest of cheeses: mozzarella

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my idea to improve manufacturing efficiency: set up the assembly line so the takt time matches Raymond Scott's Powerhouse, which plays constantly over the factory loudspeakers. as the line slows down, the music gets more and more out of tune.

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i'm watching The Strain... it depicts an alternate USA where the CDC still exists

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two parallel roads converged in a yellow wood an infinite distance away

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100% its him www.reddit.com/r/LeaksAndRu...

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the president of El Salvador is Drake

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i was told as a child that men have one less rib, since it was removed from Adam to make Eve. obvious bullshit but why would anyone *ever* think that was true? like why would that be hereditable

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in the criminal underworld, i am known as something of a "second story man." i have had two successful heists, and you are going to hear about BOTH of them

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humiliating. i just called china's president "Eleven"! i've never heard it said out loud! i online majored in chinese politics with a minor in roman numerals! anyone with my exact specific background would make the same error!

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geneticists have engineered a frog with a "Kermit-like" neck fringe. it cost $400 trillion and is decimating wetland worldwide

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ber née bro

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oh the die-er wolves went extinct? shocker

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there is a famous manga and anime called Nana where two girls named Nana are roommates and friends. they then made videogames of the Nana series, where you play the neighbor of the Nanas and who is also named Nana

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going through some trial tribulations

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scratching some Bakelite and falling into Proustian reverie...

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i keep thinking i have reached the nadir of cynicism, but

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a life, well, lived

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