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doctor says i have the recuperative powers of a horse

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(defun the-police (...) (...))

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"Say It, Don't Spray It!" -anti graffiti slogan

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

(to the tune of Octopus's Garden) we used to be a proper country

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the proof that these rich bluebloods are actually reptilians is right in front of our faces: human blood is supposed to be *red*!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Forward* to the Future

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frontend madness has crept into industrial products like PLCs and serial loggers now. want to do programmatically download a logfile? instead of a curl call well guess what it's all JS frameworks now so you need to either use Selenium or try to replicate their spaghetti logic in Node.js. it sucks!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

MKOFTEN? well, not lately

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

you idiot! i ordered gynoids! GYNOIDS!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

an artist and his art are soon separated

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i heard they wrote a book about Elon's dick... it's called A Separate Piece

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Danny Bonaduce no Sa Rembo chari Bari Ruchi pip Peri Poochie

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the reason phones kept getting smaller is to make you feel like a giant. but with the advent of smol bean culture, big phones are roaring back, baby!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

USB peripheral that dispenses little candies to your workers when they for instance correctly report the test phishing email

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Obra Dinn Where Art Thou?

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what if hasan piker and harvey pekar had a baby? we'll it'd be hasan pekar wouldn't it? and i think he'd sound a little something like this:

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you know that i would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments